so i have this interview thing at 1 o’clock and i just finished hanging out with the cat in the backyard smoked a joint and put polysporin on the burn between my tits from a cig last nite. fuck! that fucking show buzz is awesome sucks to you americans that don’t get to see it. darryn and mo .com or some shit. im going to email the webmasterbater again.

i don’t even have a resume for this thing thang today pshhhh. i don’t know what i’m going to say or what i am going to wear

and i need to shower.

i threw a football a lot yesterday and the day before but then i was not allowed to kuz i kicked it way up in the air and it almost bonked into the cars in the driveway and then i threw a tennis ball at kat’s head by mistake. too bad it didn’t hit jay.

and finally hockey is over. like it was getting a bit ridiculous there, come on. at least it’s not baseball.

sorry never-ending innings of lame.

speaking of baseball and lame i saw the asshole the other day in front of that hipster cowgirl so tres modern bullshit of a place on queen and he’s like yerr i KNEW i would bump into you. i thought the same thing.

me and the asshole use to hang out when we were cool but now he works for lions gate films and hangs out with adult people well really i have no fucking clue what he is doing because his blog is the epitome of no new gossip. so whatever fuckwipe, email me already. my fone is shut off.

even tho we hate baseball i wanna go again and fall down all of the stairs after 11 dollar plastic pails of beer.

i’ll start the wave if you finish it.