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O hai Raymi. I’m Nicole and I’ve never met you before, but I had a dream and you were in it and it’s driving me crazy that I can’t tell anyone about it so I’ll just tell you. I was somewhere (I think Hogwarts or some fucked magical place like that) and all of a sudden I was transported to your apartment which wasn’t really your apartment but somehow I knew it belonged to you and I had no pants on (being transported like that must make your pants fly off) and I was freaking out running around your massive bathroom and cid was on this really high royalty bed (apparently yours) and wouldn’t stop hissing and licking his lips at me and I couldn’t find any pants and I knew you were coming home so I just started to cry. You walked through the door looking cool as ever with this warrior headpiece and I had no pants on and was pacing around your apartment with cid threatening to ambush me as he was putting on his diamond leather boots (?). You started yelling about something to do with your curtains being dirtied by me being almost-half naked and then you walked up to me, yelled “FUCK THAT YOU CREPPIN STOOL” and punched me in the face and I woke up. You said creppin is that a new word? I just thought I’d share it.

p.s. good arm

-nicole

omg what a nitemare!
im sorry!

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Raymoomoo,

This will cheer you up.

Love HW

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some of fil‘s shedoesthecity launch party pictures.

one of my many stalkers. last nite i found out that people love me and waited in line to talk to me.

jen is the mistressmind behind shedoesthecity, we go back to when i was 19 and go go dancing at a kid koala show and her then-bf (now married) scooped me and my roommate lucas and asked us to dance in our underwear at the last art system party, so we did and the rest is history.

another stalker scooped me out of the crowd and said a lot of nice things, it’s funny when you meet people you’ve not met before and they know virtually everything about you it’s like so, do you want to talk about my clothes or the book i’m reading or my mom?

you may recognize this little pilgrim. i swear i was better-looking last nite, and in my photos which i’ll of course share in a bit. we got awesome loot bags.

when we got home the building christmas party was goin’ strong, we hid behind the stairwell door listening in on it but were too scared to check it out, i bet everyone shitbags us already why give them more ammo?

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