i think pigout fest 2007 is catching up with me, or maybe the change of weather and less walking, or the 60 drinks a day diet, maybe it’s that.

fil’s new purse.

see size difference.

fil better cherish that stupid magazine and read it at least fifty times.

fil was creating his own wildlife issue.

there are tiny sparkly snowflakes on the stamps oh man i’m such a grandma and don’t forget the bonus snowflake circle stickers!

sorry boring post all we did last nite was watch pirates of the caribbean at world’s end which was 3 hours long-feeling and totally ridiculous, so many things didn’t make sense in it and i couldn’t remember anything from the previous movie so i was lost and asking questions every 5 minutes. fun!

and now i get to meet family of fil’s that i have never met before and in obsessing over the visit in my head for the last month i have made my stomach as fat as possible today and i have no idea what to wear and which parts of my personality to tone down and/or bring forth. fil is already wearing a collared-shirt oh great thanks fil that SO helps my nerves!

maybe i’ll do my requisite sweater collared-shirt duo and then they will be like why has fil been dating a lesbian slob for the last three years?

christie did that.

and get this, the pants (not shown) i was planning to wear today, fil does not like them, and he thought he told me this, but so didn’t, in his head all the time while i was wearing them he was like i hate those pants so much that he thought i knew, so now my “safety” pants aren’t safe. haha do the safety pants HEY doodeedoodee…

pray for mojo.