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by the time i got the courage to ask a question the host was like ok only one more question after this one and my hand was shot up and i kept pumping it up there like a grade school tool and making ooh ooh desperate panting sounds and jason schwartzman saw! and goes ok two more questions (for me) asking the host then the guy purposely ignored me and asked some other chick in the back i almost puked down my shirt i was so nervous, i had my camera ready to make a video and my arm was shaking and i had a heat body rush and jason looked at me a few times cos i was filming/taking pictures, anyway, i was going to do it for YOU GUYS to make up for pussying out of meeting douglas coupland a million times. my hands were shaking like crazy and i was dizzy and i kept shooting my hand up out of turn w/o thinking about it too much cos i would have lost my nerve if i didn’t just keep raising my arm and i was picturing being called upon then starting to speak then crying and then cry-question-talking oh brutal what is the matter with me?

i was going to ask IS THERE A SPECIAL PLACE IN YOUR HEAD YOU GO IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT FACE DURING A FUNNY SCENE? just like that, except high-pitched squeaky stuttering and projectile vomitting.

when it was over some people rushed him, i considered it, then didn’t cos i had wicked bad movie theatre breath. wes anderson has really long bony fingers. i made some videos i’ll put on youtube eventually.

the darjeeling limited is a wonderful film, see it.

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