this is the business card jamie and i (mostly jamie) designed a few years ago when i still had raymitheminx.com then i lost it and said fuck it i don’t want .blogspot on a card anyway now i have it back so i’m having these printed. no phone number on it tho i’ll write that on it if the person is so lucky, i left it out in case i decided to stick in a couple for people who buy paintings and other junk i mail them.

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if you could ask wes anderson or jason schwartzman a question, what would you ask, you as in me, because we went to go see the darjeeling limited last nite and saw a sign that they would be at tonite’s screening instead so we bought tickets. so far my question for jason is: if, you could, have, MY PHONE NUMBER, would you want it? and for wes: do you want to see my boyfriend’s renee zellweger impression? oh no i don’t have a question about any of your movies, they’re perfect. oh one more thing jason, why did i heart huckabees suck so hard? fil wants to ask jason if he wants to BE tom cruise or have sex with him.

too bad i will be sober and therefore have zero comedic timing so i cannot go the route of refreshing dude-voiced eccentric hot juvenile how did she get in here anyway?

we had sober nite (thank god) and we watched the reaping, you know the biblical plagues movie? it is good and scary but for me not too scary even though there are lots of jump out at you spooky things, i just couldn’t let myself fall into the suspension of disbelief (shut up i took drama) because of the religious angle, i don’t believe in it. whereas a movie like texas chainsaw massacre i can be for real scared cos the guy isn’t raining frogs and lightning. still, see it if you haven’t already. the way it ends there’s a possiblity of a sequel and the little crazy woods girl is that bridge to terabithia chick and she’s all dirty and weird and wearing a red dress.

i like her cos i like to think that one day when i finally lose all my marbles i will live in the woods barefoot and run around mute and dirty.