and now it is time to hate on hip hop culture (fucking babies).
this white kid kept checking himself out on the way to the jays game, he even had a matching fluorescent green earring, like he used to be a stoner hippie and conveniently had the tribal spaced out barf lobe. anyway, congratulations you are wearing a huge hoodie during summer, what a fucking baller you are, you must know jay-z personally, right? i can so totally tell.
this is you BUT MOM i can’t go back to school if i don’t have at least 5 different graphic disney-like FUN printed hoodies to cycle through my wardrobe with, and like 5, no, TEN, 180 degree brimmed baseball hats with whatever team logo, A’s NY’s who cares i don’t even LIKE baseball YES I NEEEEED THEM DON’T EMBARRASS ME!
YOU GAVE BIRTH TO A BALLER, YES MOM, I’M SORRY, BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU DID!
and so on.
ugh what a disgusting waste of money how about oh i dunno, BEING YOURSELF?
ok i am too annoyed to carry on with this, feel free to share your hip hop burns/experiences in my comments.
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