derfalcon: barf barf i love barf
me: oh thats nice
derfalcon: good afternoon
it is raining like hell here all day
me: crappy
derfalcon: yes
me: it is chillyish here
derfalcon: so sad
i don’t want summer to go away
i want summer to stay and play
is this a rock song
me: went so quick
its a vermont rock song
derfalcon: totally
AUTUMN BREEZE SPEAKS TO ME
me: i just spent the last 15 minutes googling pictures of bacon
and now they are uploaded to my flickr
derfalcon: dude I think I got dumped for the third time in like 5 weeks I rule
it smelled like bacon in here earlier
me: aw no way
why do u keep finding girls to dump you by
derfalcon: it’s really sweet, like I am the 3, 4 or ONE date dude to DUMP
whatev3r
these chicks are lame too wtf
me: how lame
im goin to blog this
so talk shit about them
derfalcon: i know like “you can’t dump me? you’re lame too!
You Lame-er-er
me: show me a picture
derfalcon: You’re
ehh
the last one we didn’t even get that far
me: oh
derfalcon: first date we met up, got naked it was kinda awkward and now she won’t call me back
me: you got used
derfalcon: but she had tattoos and put my hand down her shirt so i could check out her nipple rings in front of the whol garden at this bar so she was kinda fun
but short
me: short people are annoying
Sent at 2:46 PM on Tuesday
derfalcon’s new status message – boring 2:48 PM
me: i said short people are annoying
and selfish
derfalcon: hee
she was nice
Scorpio
me: ok well i cant help you if you start complimenting them
derfalcon: oh right sorry
fuckin bitch
I hate HER
meh
I am immune to emotional needs
me: bacon1
derfalcon: you have full consent to reproduce my rantings
man
that looks good
me: bacon2
why bother with the bread wtf
bacon eating contest
um thats a no brainer
derfalcon: nice what’s up dude
“I love bacon”
yeah we get it
me: are you making fun of me and bacon
i found all these bacon love sites too
like uh, loser much
meanwhile i am stealing all of their pictures
theyre all really mad about that new bacn term too like totally angry
