slutty outfit meter is turned to tramp.

i am wearing my wedges right now i dunno why i haven’t put them on all summer long, well, we walk everywhere, but i still walked KMs in them last season. anyway, i’m sorry if you can’t handle that i had miles of leg BEFORE wedges and now i am mt. everest with big period tits oh man i’m so glad i will be without internet in a half hour i’m starting to write like this whimsical slut. oh did i also mention how tanned i am, my legs? if you were looking for your barbie’s tanned legs hi, over here.

before doing it last nite i was like zzz then i whipped off my underwear threw it at the wall then did the gameshow hand model swoop across my tits stomach and vag and fil exploded in laughter what the fuck was that? hey man, sometimes you gotta add some pizazz. then he copied me then i did it again then we were just both lying there air-swooping over our bodies like we were food processors and car buffers then got busy before fil’s boner was completely killed by my stupid jokes.

haha fil came in the door and i was just sat here winking at him like a sleaze he said why are you winking at me? and i just kept winking and he crinkled up his face. we take turns perving each other out, i usually win. calling him lover is the best for ew-reaction.

i don’t have time to listen to any of these right now, but you should it looks hilarious. thanks jamie.