i just watched black snake moan and it cured me of my horrible stomach pain nausea and now i just want to nosedive a bucket of kfc. the power of my illness has fil convinced his stomach is fucked too i swear to god if this is because of that mackerel i will flip, no way of knowing though, and i think cid would be heaving by now or dead.
yesterday i google image searched fish ‘n chips don’t do it cos now i can’t stop thinking about it.
oh i have been awake since 6am hunched over on the couch clutching my stomach and convincing myself i have meningitis and i am too fargone haven’t caught it in time and i will die in a hospital bed later with lesions all over my face like rene russo in outbreak, that’s how fucked i get about puking and feeling nauseous, it is like the apocalypse. we crashed around 1 or so, best long weekend ever!
i can’t believe i know rene russo’s name.
remember when sars happened? it coincided with my nervous breakdown so i of course thought i was a carrier monkey for the disease and oh man nevermind, EMBARRASSING!
i guess i probably picked something up from the clinic when i had my physical.
haha i just looked at this post-it note i scribbled on last nite in a wine sickness hallucination daze so i wouldn’t forget to blog about it today.
the first thing is to blog about the alphabet (i know, awesome) and then talk about how my last name is white and do you know how it feels to be close to last on the roll-call at school and i was going to make it really impassioned and you guys would probably weep for me fuck global warming i am oppressed! i got the idea fom mad tv and how the cast is listed alphabetically. gem i tell you, you’re welcome!
the next thing i wrote down was a new blog title:
bipolar hilarious!
i re-read some of my raymistore descriptions last nite and was like who wrote this whoever they are they are fucking hysterical oh it was me? goddamn! and so on then i read some of it out loud to fil too cos i just couldn’t get enough of the funny and it had to be shared.
christina ricci sings in black snake moan and she sounds like a six year old and it made me uncomfortable.
