Elizabeth: anyone who is like “i dont know what to do with this blog….” etc needs to become less douchey

me: yes

Elizabeth: like come on “i dont know where im going with this” um I do! you’re writing about whatever the fuck you want thinking some of it’s good and most of it’s bad but who gives a shit!!!!!!! sigh never have internal blog conflicts that should be like the fight clubs rule or something

me: i cannot stand people who blog about confusion get out of my earshot!
CONFUSION
uh were you dropped down the stairs and hit your head fifty times
if not then you have NO right to be confused

Elizabeth: hahha
Im confused
hahaha

me: dear you guys i am so in a fog right now help me out if you can!

Elizabeth: Im so confused about Johhny

me: email me ok?

Elizabeth: hahaha
things were going ok then they were kinda bad and now they are still ok
sighhhh

me: but im not sure!?

Elizabeth: HAHHA
yeah
so can you guys help me out

me: listen to this ok i am going to tell you what happened (but only if i could remember all of it) and then i want you to figure it out with me thanks in advance! and then when we get to the bottom of it we can work on my template maybe, blue or grey, so torn!
i am blogging this

Elizabeth: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo
well
as long as they don’t know who we are talking about

me: they wont
but maybe they will
SO CONFUSED
HAHAHAHHAA

Elizabeth: HAH

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you can file this one under SOPRANOS.

DEAR HARRY POTTER READERS

I HAVE NOT READ ONE OF THESE WACKY KID BOOKS (FOR ADULTS TOO!) AND I DON’T PLAN ON IT SO GET OUT OF MY FACE FOREVER FOR REAL THIS TIME STOP SAYING IT’S THE “LAST ONE” OMG COS I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

FUCK OFF NERDS.

LOVE RAYMI

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