fil is a red room fan and everytime we rarely go there i get to hear stories about the food he has eaten there. i like green room better cos it is dark and mysterious and has couches, red room’s scene is pretentious and awkward and i don’t really enjoy myself there.
they have “vermicelli” though. the noodles aren’t the right kind but it tastes alright enough, you have to dump your own garlic flavour sauce on, the chicken and eggs were cold. pass.
the red room curry is different than green room, different as in garbage, and no brocolli, carrots, peppers, chick peas either.
anyway all my shots of it turned out blurry cos of the couple beside us, obviously on a first date, not even boozing the awkwardness away, they were staring at me curiously. here is a pointform list of everything the guy said (who looked like he plays a lot of world of warcract, black sneakers black socks, shorts to his knees, glasses, fat face, not in shape the girl wasn’t exactly elizabeth hurley herself, anyway)
-i HATE high heels HATE them turn off totally turns me off i like girls in sandals in long skirts, barefoot which means: please be my girlfriend, if you decide to be i will let you let yourself go all you want, and i do not like things that i can’t have which means girls who wear high heels, also, i am short. then the girl says but what if your girlfriend wants to wear sexy lingerie and heels and comes at you and he says no nope no turn off, completely turns me off. ooook.
-man like society, you know, i can’t stand people who view it objectively, sometimes you know i just have to take a step back and say this isn’t for me.
-then they told each other how shiny each other were and he asked for the dessert menu oh man.
-fil and i are splashing his beer head at each other and it makes the couple stop talking everytime like we are future-them maybe or fun is like, disgusting.
that’s all i can remember for now, the guy made me really hate him, instead of waiting for the bill they BOTH got up to wait in line behind 5 people to pay together – ROMANTICEST MOMENT EVER.
GOT REALLY DARK OUt oops caps then pissed rain.
I AM LANCELIONIVAT RULER AND PROTECTOR ‘ORE THIS BAR OF NERDS.
I AM A DRAGON YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME LANCELIONIVAT YOUR TRICKSY SPELLS ARE FUTILE AGAINST MY GREEN BALL OF WRATH WREEEEEUUUURAWR!
BLAST BLAST BLAST PEW PEW SWOOOOSH TAKE THAT!
SHWEEEEEEWOOOOOFOOWUUHH BOOM WHIZ!
i wrote that.
