!!PAINTING SOLD!! AND FOR THE EXACT ASKING PRICE TOO!! I’M RICH AGAIN!
looks dark and spooky but it is actually sunny and whimsical.
see? as fil fucks off down the street with the environmentally friendly reusable grocery bag oh that must mean we are going to whole foods! i asked fil if he was going to be as annoying as last time where he thinks he is planet lesbo earth saviour and gets all manic and MUST find the most organic of organic tuna – he’s switched to all natural patchouli/orange deodorant guys, he’s serious.
fil’s dinner, saving the world one bite at a time with the washable non-garbage bowl.
mine, note the cardboard. i wasn’t planning to eat it all in one sitting, fil helped, then gave me a WICKED COOL LECTURE about recycling!
i normally throw in a hard-boiled egg as my meat substitute but they were out.
how much of a cock was i for saying meat substitute?
my FIRST TIME hardboiling eggs. i had to call my mom and she had to ask her mom. i have seen it done before but i was super young and that’s when my mom gave a shit about making food so i guess she has forgotten. i put the phone on speaker for fil to hear my mom, nana, and papa all talking at once trying to tell me how to do it and he asked me to TURN OFF THE NOISE! i thought it was cute.
check out the crazy in his eyes.
i think cid is bipolar.
received an anonymous letter in the mail yesterday via easypost i would be lying if i said i wasn’t nervous intrigued by it. tell me if it was you cos i don’t remember sending myself a letter.
though it seems like something i would go out of my way to say/send to myself so who knows.
we ate two, pickled the other four. i am a good cook.
that white blemish on the left is not on the canvas i don’t know why it’s there anyway whoever wants it email me and i will tell you the astronomical price of it based on who you are and level of how much i like you oh and you can tell me to stop adding shit to it or keep going etc.
cool story tough guy.
wet hair + bun = curly barf
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these geniuses decided the day they put up my interview is a good one to change the voting system, so now it’s thumbs up or thumbs down, go give me a thumbs up please.
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baltimore weighs in
dear raymi
when i was originally directed to this site (and i dont remember how)
i said (probably something like this, embarrassingly enough)
“nice, a hot girl”
but two minutes later i said
“shit, this girl is funny “
and, as a sidebar, i thought
…and she’s hot too…
(please read the … [ellipses?] as the beginning and end of a internal conversation)
but the crux of this email
is you are funny and, to use a word i dont really like but find particularly apt in this situation, clever
and i read the words instead of just looking at pictures
please continue to be funny
but dont think about trying to be funny
because you will forget how
so after you read the last word of this email,
and it has become very confusing indeed,
forget all about it
starting
now
marc
