note to self: do not clean skyscraper windows WHEN IT IS WINDY.
me: guess what i just did
Phil: made a poo
me: no i wish
what i just did is going to blow your mind
i dont know if you can handle it
Phil: oh god
what
me: i
took out
the
recycling
from under the sink
Phil: NO FUCKING WAY
me: it’s true
Phil: get the fuck out
you lie!
me: i might even do the osama bin shoppin box next
is your dick seeping right now
Phil: WOW
me: are you being pretend shocked
Phil: NO
me: are you instant messaging everyone this amazingly boring yet astounding news
Phil: no but i should be
hey that means you went outside too
amazing day eh?
me: yes very
i was thinking of longboarding but im too nervous i need a chaperone for the first time out
Phil: we should go for a board and skate when i get home
me: when you skate you take off on me
Phil: whats with your post about doing shitty things till 2am? what shitty things?
me: READING A BABYSITTERS CLUB BOOK
WATCHING SHOWS ABOUT CULTS
WATCHING DANGEROUS MINDS
yeesh
Phil: why are you yelling
me: cos you are being all suspicious
