i am cool i spent 30 minutes braiding my hair to make ghetto crimps during fast food nation and my hair was dry i used gel in lieu of wet hair and it held pretty decent anyway i was going to sleep with the braids in so i could have trampy hair today but fil looked at me 3/4 the way through the movie and said he couldn’t handle my hair in braids anymore it looked like i had very little hair and i thought i was looking cute maybe but then i looked in the mirror, yep. barfsville. so i took out the braids. hair looked stupid and now i have a zit on my neck from the gel.

stupid hair

when my hair was down to my ass and blond the crimped-look worked for me, i use to braid some of my hair and curl some of it and leave some of it straight in highschool, porno hair? my mom use to braid my hair at nite after a bath sometimes so i would have crimpy hair the next day and i noticed the difference right away in how boys treated me, with straight boring hair they were like feh but with crimped hair i was ms. popular yes in kindergarden the best was when this one boy would stop at my seat on the bus and say YOU CAN GO even though i was sitting and letting people pass by to get off before me. that was how he flirted and then he would ask if i wanted to come over to play at his house and i would and we would kiss ew gross kids are nasty.

when my hair was straight he would just pass me by on the bus haha. one time i called him out on his shit and said you only want to play with me today cos i have crimped hair and he said what? no!

ps. this is the same guy who called me a few weeks ago out of the blue to try and get me to go to that pyramid scheme seminar. he tries to get my brother to go all the time too.