arran: yesterday I was getting ready for a meeting. There was this big projection on the wall of a desk top and I was opening stuff from emails

me: oh no

arran: But corran and I were saying that I should hurry up and close my gmail because we saw that you were online haha, I always think that when I am doing work stuff with my email and I see you are there I’m waiting for the day a message from you pops up where you call me fag and start talking about poo or something when there is a board room filled with gay men and ladies in suits

me: tell me when i should do it i will say something like

arran: do you have any poo stories?

me: THERE IS A PARTY IN MY PANTS
YES

arran: oh ya

me: one time i crapped my bathingsuit
a one piece bathingsuit no less

arran: great

me: it was not awesome
my friend lise had that projection thing happen to her when she was teaching her msn popped up, everyone laughed her friends msn name was party in my pants

arran: nice

me: yes

arran: there is a poo party in my one piece bathing suit and you’re all invited

me: ew
it was a black bathingsuit

arran: it must be weird being an astronaut

me: diapers
ew

arran: it must be hard the first time you are like well here it goes I have to shit myself on purpose all the astronauts must talk about it with each other

me: my experience i ran from the pool at this motel resort thing up to the room and pounded on the door and as my mom answered it i let loose i could not control it so she opens the door to me standing there crapping like mad it was loud and violent and she busted up laughing

arran: haha

me: and my brother ran after me cos he knew something was up i ran away with my hand over my ass

arran: geez

me: and he turns the corner to see me crapping myself from a whole different angle

arran: haha

me: this story has been told by my mother to every single boyfriend i have ever had
and all of our friends
and their friends