it’s so nice for all of us to discuss the menstrual cycle together i picture us all holding hands right now putting flowers in each other’s hairs. speaking of hair i have gone back to black, the ends of my hair were just too hay garbage dead and the black dye has brought them back from the dead. i would also like to share the special news with y’alls that i have lost 4LBS since monday and i owe all thanks to my period, fil’s fat comment, and starvation techniques. please feel free to imagine me sitting in the back of a convertible slowly cruising through your towns, waving. in case you haven’t figured it out yet the theme of this post is IMAGINATION.

i know i write about crying over stupid things a lot like a snowflake pencil case puppy yawning and it’s true my emotions are set to menstrual-mode i am a super human composite of all the womens from now and then + friend green tomatoes and hope floats.

speaking of hope floats that scene where sandra bullock’s ex husband shows up to give her divorce papers and the little daughter is all DAD I AM COMING WITH YOU and shes’s crying and screaming and as he’s gearing up to reverse he accidentally hits the horn and it scares the daughter and she shrieks EVEN LOUDER hysterically and then he drives off and she cries and screams and moans for two minutes to the entire neighborhood OMFG fil left the hotel to get coffee right when that scene went down and i was sitting on the edge of the bed in a towel with my hands over my eyes and mouth having a crying breakdown i am pretty much the last person you want to pass off a certificate or award at any sort of important function cos everyone will be like who is this stranger crying at my ceremony and why what the hell, as i am slowly backing away into the curtain folds shit.

here is the daughter now who played the crying girl in hope floats, bonus points to anyone who can track down that scene on youtube.

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