fil is in the doghouse so he is making dinner right now i told him he had to bring home appetizer-like food as well, i haven’t eaten all day, i said it had to be delicious food that didn’t require cooking lest i splode even more i am on the total fucking cusp of menses so fil’s doghouse dwelling is bad timing, mostly for him. anyway he can tell you what he did if he wants no he didn’t cheat on me, it’s something more simple yet complex than that. i said you can make me dinner tonite to begin the APOLOGIZNG PROCESS he asked ok what do i want i said something light and healthy and delicious and he said it is hard to do something like that and i said that is what the apologizing process is all about CHALLENGING YOURSELF. so far he is doing well except he just asked me to go downstairs and put the laundry in the dryer, minus points for that one, sorry.
**update i went and did the laundry, came back upstairs and was all mmm the hallway smells like my surprise dinner (i am not allowed in the kitchen) then i get inside and am greeted by a huge plume of stingy eye smoke and it is freezing cold, the screen door is open. i asked what smelled like burning, my surprise? i will have to wait and see. i am choking and coughing on the surprise though and my eyes are watering, and i am sneezing cos the smoke is making my nose tingle. lucky for cid he is low to the ground. it’s BASTARDLY cold in here cos of the open door, i was shivering down in the laundry room and thought i have to get fil to learn me to use the thermostat again, ungh, so much for that. hey fil THANKS FOR THE SURPRISE. i am sure it will be delicious.
sabrina: I totally know people that know cory kennedy. i probably could befriend her except for the fact that i am a crazy old lady that will like be totally bitchy whenever i have to see her cause i hate scenester kids. i know tons of her myspace friends though.
raymi: dude if u know what is good for me you will befriend her and get her to make me her new accessory JEEESUS CHRIST SABRINA stop being so fucking selfish!
sabrina: bahahahaha. i know, right? i am getting old. OLD. Next week I am going to be wearing depends or something. I bet cory kennedy will be super excited to know me to know you cause then you can be my not too old friend that is fun and fashionable and awesome–and then i get sent to the “retirement community” to die.
raymi: do not present yourself to her til late-spring, after i have a fucking art show and am 15 lbs lighter, cory kennedy does not want to hang out with a fat canadian asshole, though it might be a positive thing for her like a glimpse into her future except her future is like one jillion per cent brighter than mine.
sabrina: I dunno, if you think about it–crazy artist types like vincent gallo that decide to make lil nymphs–a la edie sedgewick famous for nothing–well those girls always end up with nothing, and dead in really pathetic ways.
you will probably be more awesome and famous. the end.
raymi: well she is blessed with a remarkably rememorable name if someone had the sense to tell me to have long garbage hair when i was her age i would have cadillacs for rollerskates by now.
