everyone who wrote about the new iphone yesterday i’m sorry but you are all nerd loser shy gay fags, i still like you though.

i think it’s a guy-thing to write about technology well not a guy thing more like cop-out, basically you all just had a wet dream in word form and published it for the world to see, everyone knows wet dreams derive from fantasy objects right, an iphone for example, none of you have your hands on one yet, nor will you for a matter of time so don’t force your iwishiwishiwish bullshit on me, do i write about 8 foot long dildos? NO. ha i could have made a 6’3 fil reference here ok i just did.

hey lets blog about something everyone already knows about some more YAY SUPER FUN!!!1 OJ SIMPSON WHEEE ROSIE O’DONNEL DONALD TRUMP BARBARA WALTERS BRITNEY”S VAG OMG INSIGHTFUL TELL ME MORE!

i think maybe i am bitter and jealous cos i will probably never convert to apple products so i am retarded in that area and i feel left out so i am pre-shunning it though if fil gets one i can just hi-jack it.

another thing is if you go out somewhere isn’t the point of that to be NOT watching television, did you not remove yourself from home to like LIVE and enjoy life? i get it if you are at a department store and you are waiting for your old lady to try on clothes and you can watch half an episode of frasier or something but…

ok i’m being archaic.