this post is about cob’s. you may recall the post i wrote about living in the annex back in november, to refresh you, basically everyone who lives in the annex thinks they came from the shire and act accordingly which is i dunno, drum circle pan flutery flax seed oil purchasing hemp sweater outfits wearing BULLSHIT and now with the new cob’s bakery addition to bloor i think it is highly suitable and i love that the stoor-front is uber tiny so all these obnoxious annex types are crammed in this little space together, forced to bear witness to each other’s annoying gayness hahaha i thrive off the suffering of others but not bad suffering like aids i much prefer the littler things like two annex strangers out-annoying one another and fighting for the attention of the cashier so they can buy their lekkerbrot HIGH SEED RANGE loaves.
high seed range ahahah ok moving on.
i can’t decide what is more annoying, bay street yuppie types or whimsical annex nerds. at least yuppies don’t ignore the fact that they’re yuppies, you know, they own their bullshit whereas annex peeps have this inflated sense of flakey self and posture like they are all laid-back go with the flow types when they SO aren’t you know the second shit goes down they totally will lose it and throw a tantrum.
i guess they’re just grown-ups that never grew up, had privileged childhoods and boomer spill-over benefitting from their parent’s generation, and are now destined to ride their bicycles along bloor every nite like ghosts. there should be a video a la queen street man but focused on the quintessential annex dweller.
i dunno why i can’t let making fun of the annex go maybe it’s because of the guy i dated when i was 16 who was 29 and he was this type and i was too young to realise how lame it all was at the time, he was trying to mould me into a granola hairy armpit girl. he was also gay i’m pretty sure.
in other news, fil has taken to wearing a blanket for an outfit i just turned around and said WELL AREN’T YOU ATTRACTIVE.
