fuck i am actually going to watch oprah today and it’s going to be a boring one, i rarely watch it but the days i decide ho hum the couch calls it’s always some washington guy who was secretly gay and cheating on his wife and he wrote a book about it or that nate guy decorating a house. if i wanted to learn about gay politicians i would READ A NEWSPAPER. was that joke funny? if i wanted to watch a show about renovations and decorating i would WATCH A SHOW ABOUT RENOVATIONS AND DECORATING. was that a funnier joke?

dear oprah,

you have bad breath.

love, raymi
xx

i saw a pair of boots at da zone that are made of denim and i told fil i was going to get them and then go visit my dad and be like TOP THAT! cos my dad’s favorite weekend outfit is the canadian tuxedo (that is not a picture of my dad btw) i would basically spend $200 just to make my brother laugh for 20 seconds cos i am committed like that. seriously a whole jean outfit right down to your FEET it would be like camouflage denim if i went to a stingy poolhall you’d be like HEY WHERE DID SHE GO?! hahaha. seriously tho i rate those boots 10/10 for bugly. anyway my dad rules it’s his birthday next tuesday.