here is reason 234555311006 to vote for me:
if you google ANN HATHAWAY NIPPLES my blog is #1
i met fil for lunch at shanghai cowgirl it was my first time there fil said i am such a bitch for thinking the waitress was phony cos i said man she is so phony like come on just BE YOURSELF not that she wasn’t nice or anything just like, fuck, nevermind. i wanted some of fil’s noodles and so i put some on my fork and as i was delicately bringing it across the table he flung them everywhere so neither of us could enjoy them GOOD GOING. then i bought no name cotton swabs and left them in fil’s car to bring me when he gets home and i said you can think of me and he winced and i said dude is thinking about your girlfriend now equally disgusting as making out in public with her?
tell me if i am no longer making any sense.
**EDIT fil thinks this post makes him look bad and i disagree he only pretend-winced in our inside joke kind of way and we always bicker over food and sharing it when the other one is crazy starving i think it is cute ok is that better fil?
ps ten bucks says one of you toronto dingalings will direct this waitress to my blog and i will never be able to eat at shanghai cowgirl again not cos i’m afraid of confrontation but cos she’ll hock a loogie in my food which i would totally do anyway thanks for spying on my blog and ratting me out in advance ya’ll!
