me: hi
i am back from my grocery shopping bonanza

Phil: and movie dropping-off excursion

me: yes and i rented a movie, 7 day rental, kiss kiss bang bang
i had a dream that i was drinking pepsi with your mom, so i bought some, those half cans

Phil: hug hug crash crash
dreamslave

me: somehow advertisers made it into my dreams
yeah

Phil: so what did you buy from the carpet munching store

me: some douche downstairs wouldnt let me in i was fumbling for my keys i had all
these bags
like yeah i am THE GROCERY STORE BURGLAR
I GO GROCERY SHOPPING THEN I BREAK INTO CONDO BUILDINGS

Phil: probably thought you were a homeless baglady

me: yeah with my new hat
“why is that old lady dressed like a teenager”

Phil: that you stole from some old lady

me: and vise versa

Phil: vice versa

me: vicey versy
ungh

Phil: yes so what did the sisterhood of the unshorn apocalypse sell you from their communist store?

me: yeah i didnt go to the lesbo health store
i tried that one called organics beside queen and was like um i do not want to eat a bag of seeds for dinner
so i went to dominion instead