hello everyone

i bought the worstest microwave dinners two days ago. when lise and i hang out we are either buying clothes, getting wasted, or grocery shopping. anyway she was like are you going to get those and i said yes despite the pictures being the complete fucking opposite of appetising looking. anyway we ate the curry beef brisket the nite of iron maiden and it truly bummed fil out. we rate it no stars well maybe half a star for the rice.

i am about to dine on CHICKEN A LA KING. i will let you know how it is later.

please stand by.

**verdict: more like chicken a la smells like chinese food but tastes like 1982 stouffer’s. i have doused the entire thing with salt. it’s ok enough but i think will affect my emotional stability for the next three hours. i feel like a loser.

the packaging design is fully flawed. the meat sauce whatever takes way longer to nuke than it says on the box so you have to stop after 7 minutes and take out the rice so it doesn’t dry out but most of it does anyway. SIGH.

**UPDATE – i threw it out. i ate a few bites and decided wtf fuck this. took up way too much of my time and then has the audacity to look and taste like barf? i would write parker lee a letter but they would probably not even respond resulting in more of my time wasted and then i’d get parker lee coupons or something.

i bet you can’t wait for my fried noodle with pork review.