Massive peanutbutter cup fail

Chocolate and drool everywhere!

Conquered it immediately afterward, along with 4 coffee creams and then chicken wings and rum/rye cokes (blech!) holy crap did we ever binge eat this weekend. Went to my dad’s to “be good” and get rest but the consequence of that is 5 bags of chips and brunch twice (bull british grease), Agabi… so whatever. Going through my shots now then I have to wash my salon hair because it is a statue of the 80’s right now, and very dirty. Then a Doc appointment and then I meet up with Rob Spence! Cos he is filming me and my sexy wisdoms for a client. I stayed at my dad’s so I wouldn’t look like a party face hag on camera. Smart professional girl, the ball has dropped. Ps. that peanutbutter cup is dark chocolate. Delicious but I barely recollect as it was chasing some coffee chocolate. Pig.

These herringbone suspenders match a hat I have and a shirt teacher has, to a tee. The shirt I wore was a vintage teeny pink polo and lots of richie kid types kept barking in my face that Polo didn’t exist in the twenties, yeah, and did your shoes or cell phone? Hilar. Mostly they were recognizing me as special from my posh label-donning, gross right. I said this came out of a gf of mine’s donation garbage bag.

We’ve got better shots on the computer but I am a lazy arse you will see them later with the rest of my Mildred’s ha I say this like it is important.

What the hell would we talk about though?

I bought the fancy water, such a ruse right? It’s better for the environment supposedly. The bill was already going to be obnoxiously high anyway so what is another 3 dollars thrown on to the pile?

My dad enjoying Jazmin’s solo. lol.

Ah gad.

Teacher said he put on five pounds this weekend easily, I am just glad my dad’s scale is a skinny scale and reason why I was a blob when I was single cos I spent so much time there deluding myself.

Cheers!

Thanks for having us dad! Happy Monday all! MughNDAY.