me:
I AM DRAWING A PICTURE OF BAGELS AND I WROTE BAGEL PARTY UNDER IT
WHAT DID YOU EVER DO
tony:
ABOUT WHAT?
me:
ANYTHING
IM TRYING TO BE LIKE THAT GUY IN RUSHMORE, SAVING SPANISH
OR WAS IT LATIN
LATIN
tony:
I LOVED THAT MOVIE
DID YOU LIKE THE OTHER ONE?
me:
AQUATIC YES
AS WELL AS TENENBAUMS
tony:
YOU DIDNT THINK THAT AQUATIC WAS SLOW?
me:
NOPE
SAW IT IN THE THEATRE
YER ADD SO MAYBE FOR U IT WAS
tony:
DID YOU LIKE THE TOPLESS CHICK?
me:
YES
I WAS LIKE WTF
THEN I WAS LIKE OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT
BUT STILL WTF SO IT HELPED ME IDENTIFY WITH MY NEW READERS
tony:
WOULD YOU EVER BE THE TOPLESS CHICK IN A FILM?
me:
DUUUUUUUH
TYPECAST ME ALL U WANT I DONT CARE
THATS LIKE ASKING IF YOU WOULD BE IN TSAR OR WHATEVER
WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY JOKE I INVENTED
tony:
I WOULD NEVER BE IN TSAR
me:
OK
TSAR? MORE LIKE TSUCK!
tony:
I LIKE WATCHING THEM,NOT ACTIUALLY PLAYING
me:
THATS MY JOKE
LAUGH
LAUGH!
tony:
OH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
me:
IM TRYING TO CAPS LOCK MY CAPSLOCK
tony:
AHAHAHA
me:
ARE U GONNA GO TO PATRICKS WEDDING
tony:
MAYBE THIS IS SUPER CAPS LOCL
me:
I THINK MG IS GOING
tony:
I HOPE TO
me:
CAPSLOCK TO THE EXTREME
SGREGRE
NOPE CANT DO HTML
tony:
AHAHAHA
RAYMI YOU RULE
WHAT MUSIC HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO
me:
U KNOW WHATS AWESOME ABOUT PEOPLE WHO JUST STARTED BLOGGING THEY ARE LIKE HOW DO U KNOW HTML WHAT IS THAT AND IM LIKE I TAUGHT MYSELF IT AFFINITY YEARS AGO
AND THEY ARE LIKE WHO ARE U RYAN PHILLIPE IN THAT MOVIE WITH TIM ROBINS
IE SUPER SMART TECHIE
UH PEEPING TOM THOM YORKE YYYS AND EVRYTHING ON ITUNES I LISTEN TO THE SAME STUFF ALL THE TIME
tony:
YOURE NOT BORED OF THE YYS BY NOW?
me:
NO WAY FIL IS
I OVERPLAY THINGS
OH WE’RE INTO HOT ONE RIGHT NOW TOO
V GOOD
tony:
I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THOM
me:
WELL I GOT INTO THAT SHIT DURING MY FORMATIVE YEARS WHILST U WERE SUCKING OFF THE MEMORY OF KURT COBAIN
tony:
UM
LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISSY
WHEN YOUR GENERATION BRINGS US SOMETHING AS GOOD AS KURDT YOU WILL BE YEARNING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN ONCE ITS GONE
me:
OOOH U PUT THE D IN KURT U MUST REALLY KNOW HIM
AND GUESS WHAT I LIKED HIM JUST AS MUCH AS U THIS IS NOT A I KNOW MORE NIRVANA FACTS DEBATE OK
tony:
GOOD BECAUSE YOU WOULD LOSE
AND ID HATE TO BEAT ANY GIRL WHO WASNT LOVING BEING BEATEN
me:
HOW MUCH DID HE WEIGH AND HOW TALL WAS HE WHEN HE DIED
DONT LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE EITHER
tony:
LIKE YOU BELIEVE GOOGLE?
AH YOU NAIVE AND WONDERFUL CANADIANS
me:
ANYWAY 125LBS 5’7
OK IF U RIP ON CANADA AGAIN I WILL MURDER YOU
tony:
AND ALL THE CHICKS ARE HOT THERE
CANADIAN CHICK WIHT DARK HAIR
SHE DID A FULL ON RAYMI FOTO ESSAY THE OTHER DAY
me:
REALLY WHO
SHOW ME
NOW
tony:
LETCH
OR LLLLL
tony:
NG WITH AN LLL
me:
WHO?
WHAT
tony:
SOMETHING WITH AN L
me:
THESE ARENT EVEN WORDS
LEWDANGEL?
tony:
I KNOW MY COMPUTER IS LAME
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
me:
WE NEED TO GET A NERD TO PHOTOSHOP PICTURES OF US TOGETHER WITH HEARTS AND BEARS ALL AROUND US
RIGHT
tony:
THATS SWEET
tony:
OR PHOTOSHOP OUR FACES ON A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN THING
me:
yeah
I DONT KNOW HOW
I WILL LEARN IT
LIKE CLIPART, THE SHITTIER THE BETTER
tony:
TOTALLY
me:
SIGH
NO ONE “GETS” ME
I LIKE USING “” WITH GETS IT’S LIKE EXTRA SECRET? GETS?
tony:
ahahahaha
yes
me:
THERE IS A TACO PLACE IN TORONTO CALLED: THE “BEST” TACOS – LIKE THEY ARE FULLY UNSURE OF THEIR OWN QUALITY
tony:
AHAHAHA
DUDE WHEN ARE YUOU COMING TO LA
OR BETTER YET
WHO THERE HAS A GOOD VIDEO CAM
me:
WHEN I AM AS SKINNY AS LINDSAY LOHAN
tony:
DONT DO THAT BABY
me:
DONT WORRY
