BONER OF THE WEEK: MILA KUNIS

she’s kind of like a DUH boner but oh well i have feared and ogled this meanie for a long time. i could go on and on about how awesome she is but really is there a point? bitchy rich privileged airheads (the one she plays on 70s show) are the best cos they make it sting for no reason and they flip their hair and eat cotton candy and live in a sparkly purple castle in the clouds FOR REALS!

she had me at you’re stupid.

she’s like this cute little ant in a polyester pantsuit and for added nerd jerkoff material she’s the voice of family guy’s meg. all you have to do is close your eyes and let her read from the yellow pages for about two minutes and you are like UGHH UNNNGH UUUUUNNNNGH SPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would totally let her be alone with fil and pee with the bathroom door open so i could hear her say mean things to him and i would be like trickle tickle trickle SWOON.

i hope she gets typecast as jackie 4EVR! i would carry her around on my shoulders and take her out to beat up people i hate or we could travel back in time and hate on people together like the player hater’s club.