thank fuck the world cup is over, fiiiinally.

there’s nothing more annoying than italian soccer fans, jussayin’ – hey it’s totally cool to let your four year old stand at the corner of that major intersection for five hours by himself waving a flag! when fil and i were driving around sunday it was like HONK HONK HONK HONK HONKITY HONK and if you make eye-contact with any of these guys they think you are all about cheering along with them so you have to pretty much wear horse eye blinders and look dead ahead the entire afternoon to not let some guy mistakenly think you give a shit about soccer. and their whole WE ARE THE BEST ITALY RULES mentality is fucking gay um excuse me super fat guy leaning against that hair salon did YOU personally win the game? are you on the team? so by being italian and having the italian team be victorious you, by association are also the best? is that how it works? so i can be a drunken lazy louse all i want but because my dad is successful and shit this means i am successful too?

at least england’s soccer hooligans KNOW that they are annoying and smash shit and get in fights and set their cars on fire and don’t do faggy flag waving from cars type crap up and down their town’s main drag over and over until it is dark and delude themselves into thinking they are some supreme race of superhuman soccer elite golden gods from golden soccer lava land.