i just shot a man down
ok when i can get back to where the fuck was i in terms of blogging and photos i will feel a lot more chill. this is like leaving a patient on the table for me, i must operate. then i can relax.
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this is what senora wiener eater looked like bidding teacher adieu. we had shitty food at the firehall, a parking lot hang, then an emo parting. guess which one of us cried.
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it was almost chilly but the sun warmed us and gave me a nice old lady chest tan head start. dopes were looking at me a lot, studiously. am i really that much of a freak compared to everyone else? then i may or may not act a certain way to trigger curiosities, igniting suspicions and opinions.
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post sex scene. i don’t know if i’m to say this or not but no, i did not actually have sex. i don’t think any actresses do. it was not p0rn hahaha. i’m going to write a piece about social media and its role in film/television. do you want to hear it spoken to a room full of horny rich “SEO” whatever types? RAYMI@RAYMITHEMINX.COM hubba hubba.
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i’ve lost 14 pounds since two weeks ago. since this, oh, a good 8. i think i look fat on film, it was a bloaty hangover starvation day. oh well. we had at least 5 takes. i even did my signature leap frog sex position (learned from a magazine like maxim or some shit i dunno) which requires squatting and bouncing, harder still if it’s pretend. you’re on top and well ya.
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raymi the minx’s alter ego is a yuppie. i was this close to going into law. it’s the easiest sluttiest way if you’re hot to ladder climb and make bank if you’re intelligent. i was teacher’s pet in high school law. my notes were meticulous and colour coded plus with all the older than me neighbourhood drop-outs and their collective multiple ages senior than i, was pretty much the smartest pupil. sitting beside my brother’s burn out buddies copying off me and shit trading drugs haha fucking right queen bee. my mock trial? pulitzer worthy. all i did was read a book about who the fuck knows what and whipped up a case a la euthanasia weighing heavily on emotional manipulation. anyway, instead i geniusly decided to put all that energy into the arts. so i could be lazier.
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melodie is going to have to fight this robe off me. i could so take her. maybe we’ll do that for our monthly bar fight at salvador darling ahahahaha. last month i strangled one of our friends and meant it too. she lunged at one of my other friends and i saw red. i have a two year plan by the way before i turn 30 and it’s: go fucking insane. i told a kid at the airport i would stuff him into that last piece of cruddy luggage when he said my mom needed to relax and bring it down a notch. a big lesbo who worked with him laughed hysterically and said that’s a gurl afta my own heart. the wiener had hit on me to and fro flying to ft. lauderdale. i made him fall in love over discussing ghostface killah til my fucking girls got back to me do NOT hit on me when it is your job to get my mom’s luggage when my eyes are burning hot from no sleep and drinking all day long. i ran out into the lot to look at everyone’s luggage to see if someone thiefed hers. hope she gets it back.
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soo nervous here. i asked for wine. no wine. they brought vodka shots. then had another half. felt queasy near the end how i used to feel after drinking too much at the central while working. oh man i can write a book about my job there. damnit i will. clem will love it. when i started working there one of his uptight nerd friends cautioned him of me and my blog big mouth ways. pfft. clem is a rich lawyer genius and owns multiple properties and knows business inside and out, single handedly saved that restaurant/bar. anyway he said raymi if you don’t make waves and if people aren’t talking about you then you’re not doing it right. clem lets get fucked up this weekend! jenny beth is back in town. shit show continueth.
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there’s my moms as we landed in niagara. we flew a ghetto airline called spirit. the seats were disgusting but it was cheap and fast and over easy. we gambled at the casino first. lost money. karma came back to us though and we saved a lot of dough. our car rental, two days free cos of the amateur hour clusterfuck when we arrived. do NOT mess with no sleep til brooklyn raymi at 6 in the am.
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someone’s been searching for my tits photos. there you are now shut up.
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this was my hunter s thompson perch at Alhambra. dope resort. def going back. hi guys thanks for everything! there’s a cat that visits everyday and a blue jay too. endearing.
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shoe mountain kept growing the more we shopped.
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lois got all sexy’d up for hard rock casino night. another shit show but only cos we were breaking down and needed rest. lost more money. the smoke and that combined made me crabby plus a dude who was stalking us. my mom has the best photos when she gets over luggage depression she will blast us with 2000 worth. i took a photo break mostly. it was nice.
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if you stay at alahambra be sure to eat at the place on the corner beside it. delicious food and close dining patio quarters with spectacular view and two bars. we watched a search and rescue with helicopter and search lights as the sun went down and i stared at a hot dad trying to reprimand his teenage bitchy daughters beneath the table texting. my parents are lucky we didn’t grow up in the digital age they had it hard enough with my secret basement nerd blogging quite literally troll style hahaha. man those were the days when my tongue could out-slay the smaller number of haterz.
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i lost my entire appetite which is why i’m a twig now. secret? no weed. clear as a whistle. bonus? now i’m a drunk again haha. in my headier drinking blog days i now know why i was able to psycho blog, you quickly lose the ability to care what they say on hangover fumes and say what you really think. this is about me, it’s not my fault multiples of thousands daily want to know about it.
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hard rock compound where i anger gambled and the clinger found us. sometimes you just make the mistake of smiling at the wrong guy. too genial. anywhoo he was nice but unwanted, i gave my card to disengage. americans will tail you, canadians are cooler, more isolating. i like both but not when i have massive tits and am on a girl holiday.
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we need a hard rock casino wonderland it was like vegas. i highly recco checking it out. brb business call. ok i’m back wooh great news pumped! insert dollar signs. also in other news i’ll be walking away with a new touchpad tonight from a party and i’m going miami beach styles maybe i should call casie to see what she’s wearing. i’ll tweet it instead almost as fast as texting.
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my camera sucks. hopefully my next campaign will get me a new one. plus laptop. plus condo. plus rolex. plus plus. tit job.
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this piece of shit took 20 bucks from me in one minute. ok i have to cut this short, shower time. the story will continue later. i abide by the blog rule of how many people can you make care before 5pm, 9-5 office hours.
omg shit just got realer.
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