merkley??? says:
what is your biggest fear
raymi says:
being buried alive
merkley??? says:
do you have dreams about that?
merkley??? says:
how much time do you spend worrying
raymi says:
not really, i inherited the fear from that bill murray movie, scrooged and also kill bill helped
merkley??? says:
what is your number one favorite movie?
raymi says:
professional or lebowski
raymi says:
but everyone copied me and like lebowski now too so i dunno
raymi says:
dirty rotten scoundrels or honey i shrunk the kids
merkley??? says:
dirty rotten scoundrels rules
merkley??? says:
how many times have you seen the three amigos?
raymi says:
4
merkley??? says:
not bad
merkley??? says:
should be 10
merkley??? says:
how many times have you seen raising arizona
raymi says:
when i was younger i saw it a lot, like 7
raymi says:
your questions are boring and unimaginative
merkley??? says:
so are your answers
merkley??? says:
ha ha
raymi says:
try harder
raymi says:
think…existential
raymi says:
no fuck that, that’s gay
merkley??? says:
you have to make one type of vegetable into a shirt and wear it for one week — what vegetable and how do you make it
merkley??? says:
see what you get
raymi says:
corn, i’d use the husks
merkley??? says:
too scratchy
merkley??? says:
you’d be all blisters
raymi says:
the inside parts?
merkley??? says:
the hairy stuff
merkley??? says:
turns to mush
raymi says:
ok well then celery, i’s use the string and painstakingly sew a shirt, like fine woven gold
raymi says:
it would take like ten years
merkley??? says:
you should do that
raymi says:
yeah right like i have the patience
merkley??? says:
you suck at being interviewed — why do you think that is?
raymi says:
you suck at giving interviews why do you think that is?
merkley??? says:
i think i am an excellent interviewer
raymi says:
ok i have a burning question for you why are you such a fag?
merkley??? says:
why are YOU such a fag?
raymi says:
because your mom begged me to fag her off last nite
merkley??? says:
my mom said you smell weird
raymi says:
nice interview merkley!
raymi says:
ok
raymi says:
uh
raymi says:
am i pretty?
merkley??? says:
very
merkley??? says:
next question
merkley??? says:
there you go
merkley??? says:
ask questions about you
raymi says:
why am i pretty?
merkley??? says:
well for many obvious reasons but mostly because there is nobody like you
merkley??? says:
and you know that
merkley??? says:
and you are intense
raymi says:
if i were a flower what flower would i be
merkley??? says:
thats a GAY question
raymi says:
YOU ARE A GAY QUESTION
merkley??? says:
and i dont keep up on flowers
merkley??? says:
what do you smell like right now
merkley??? says:
that will help
raymi says:
hot garbage
merkley??? says:
i smell like butter
merkley??? says:
haha
merkley??? says:
or something tasty
merkley??? says:
next questiona about you
raymi says:
what endangered animal am i
merkley??? says:
some kind of mischeivious dingo type striped laughing hyena deal half dog half cat
raymi says:
thanks
merkley??? says:
ha ha
merkley??? says:
its good in my brain
merkley??? says:
why — what do you wish i said?
raymi says:
uh blue footed booby bird
raymi says:
boobie?
merkley??? says:
youu need arms and legs
merkley??? says:
and you need to be somewhat intimidating
merkley??? says:
boobie aint intimidating
raymi says:
ok some kind of dinosuar like those ltitle ones the size of chickens that run super fast
merkley??? says:
ha ha
merkley??? says:
what animal am i?
merkley??? says:
dont just say something smartassey
raymi says:
why not
raymi says:
you are that smarmy arrogant caterpillar from alice in wonderland who smokes on that mushroom
merkley??? says:
i always get some bull from alice in wonderland
merkley??? says:
usually cheshire cat
