i tried to spell my name cos everyone else was doing it even though samir’s word i don’t know what it was suppose to mean?

ps. no i am not crapping in the snow, i am peeing, hence the “tried to spell my name” line. if i knew how to spell my name in crap then i think i would be on to something.

last nite i was an obnoxious loud lecherous perv and french-kissed the entire universe and tried to be romantic in girls’ ears about it like “when i first saw you in that dress i was thinking to myself how beautiful you were….” then halfway through my please make out with me speech i’d start giggling and laughing so the girl is all pffft this REALLY makes me want to kiss you now raymi and i’m like NO NO I MEANT IT I’M SERIOUS so then i tried again, “so you are gorgeous and unique and have a commanding precense..sdgfjdsg;rekvg4gid…” some more hysterical nervous drunken laughter then i just put my stupid mouth all over hers and she was all you have soft lips you are the first girl i have kissed with tongue and i said well, i’m sorry about that and then i realised what i said and went well, i mean, i have kissed so many girls before you, but then i realised that was an even worse thing to say so i went the pervy diatribe route and said i mean you’re hot and i am disgustlor, you could do better.

i tried to get girls to kiss fil but they didn’t want to, aw.

we hung out with stefan from degrassi and that guy from UNCUT and we’ve decided we will only hang out with celebrities from now on and possibly their significant others if they are lucky.

everytime people walked past the porch or wherever it was we were smoking i screamed out 2006 YO! THINK ABOUT IT!

i think it was funny at the time.

Yvonne had her hair like princess leia and i said YOUR HAIR IS IN KNOTS because i thought it was funny. she didn’t. though it started everyone off on knot/rope puns so whatever. i might even have said EXCUSE ME YOUR HAIR IS IN KNOTS which is worse maybe.

we smoked cigars at duncan’s indoors and i felt kind of bad about it so i slunk off to the livingroom and butted mine out and came back and brendan was left being the only douche bag and he’s all WHAT THE HELL RAYMI and everyone was giving him looks and shaking their heads thinking well I never!

more later when i remember it.