i like how all my friends are like HEY RAYMI MOVE BACK TO THE CITY WE’LL HANG OUT ALL THE TIME and now that i am here they’re like, avoiding me. that’s fine, i can make new friends. if you want to be my new REAL LIFE friend email me your phone number and you can buy me lunch! I AM SERIOUS!
anyway, i am listening to the ipod machine right now so i can’t hear how loud i am farting.
also something that drives me MENTALLY INSANE in a major way is when i am finished showering and towelling-off, well before i towel-off i squeegee my body with my hands and once i get to the crack of my ass there are like a hundred hairs stuck in there, hairs from my head, long black ones and so i have to pull them all out and most of the time my tile wall hair art consists of hairs that have been in my butt. ha phil! burn on you!
