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story time gather ’round. some shit has recently come to light. there has been some girl on girl crime against your hero. i’m pretty pissed off but more so generally amused by it, i mean, people talk shit about me a lot i gather, that’s fine and nothing i can do about it other than post attack on the defense. what isn’t fine with me is slander, namely, lying. lying about something that went down involving me and you. what a piece of shit. pathetic. high school. now to be the bigger guy i’ma leave your name and likeness out of this post but you know who you are and you know that i know who you are and it is NOT fucking cool what you said about me (the countless fucking things i can only imagine) and i’m sick of playing nice with you and that shit ends now.

if you lie about raymi the minx that’s a pretty ballsy move. if it gets back to me i can reach hundreds of thousands of people like that. i am only writing about this because it really doesn’t affect me, i am done caring, this is just blog content for me now also, i am addicted to righting wrongs and you fucking blew it.

how do i even begin this? basically, some girl tried desperately to get me to sleep with her. I TURNED HER DOWN respectfully and with honour and courtesy and proper judgment all that chivalry shit. totally WOULD have bagged her but i didn’t because i felt like it would have messed up a lot of things, so i didn’t. what does this girl do? spins a completely different yarn about it. LIES! says i came on to her, begged to sleep with her.

FUCK! THAT!

i think she thought i would go and brag about how i turned her down so she pre-emptively struck. this happened monnnnths ago too so all along our mutual people have been thinking this shit about me like basically look out for raymi she’s a predator.

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I DO NOT BEG ANYONE FOR SEX AND IF I WANTED TO FUCK YOU I WOULD HAVE DAY ONE AND BEEN DONE WITH IT YOU FUCKING EASY TARGET HOW DARE YOU LIE ABOUT THIS SHIT! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER LUNATIC DRAMA QUEEN YOU ARE GET A LIFE!

did i tell anyone this happened? i told my roommate and just now i was like do you remember that story i told you guess what this is the other side’s version of it. melodie is LIVID. wow. fuck so am i. such audacity. that’s like some a-hole in a bar you sort of made out with saying he fucked you all over town then everyone believes it. pisssed.

arrogant raymi could and would have laid you months before that even happened not begged your drunken crying mess self to get with me. even your friend tried super hard to get me to fuck you that night. he was like i’m going home with that younger piece of ass i don’t care you can do it too because i (numerous times) was playing nice raymi about it being all “oh i dunno…she’s just really drunk, it’s not a good idea etc etc” acting like i was really confused and on the fence about it to make her not kill herself and have the whole fucking scenario over with. yeah i get it rejection is a bitch and seriously this chick is maje baggable and it would have been an honour to fuck her (now that is hugely debatable) i am still being nice despite you dragging my name through the mud again and again.

you have also dogged me in other ways, and no, as you put it, we are not in fact “good” i merely played nice just to not have to deal with your bullshit, your never-ending dramatic garbage. we would have been good if not for this little information i gleaned as of recent.

you need so much attention you have to totally tell tall tales all the time. get your head checked that isn’t right. you talk way too much shit and you are untrustworthy. thank you for being a giant asshole to me i have never done anything to you. thank you from the bottom of my genuine heart for revealing how awful you are once and for all. i just wish i knew months ago. granted you’re a kid basically so your mentality is a little premature still and you’re not exactly book smart either but still that is unacceptable when i was your age, even younger, i would never make some ridiculous shit up about someone like that.

good luck to you.

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nella bella vegas bag is in the window of capezio right now apparently that’s a big deal in purse shoes designer world i bet my raymi spells is 1000% to do with it. i look fat here but my ass and legs are amazing so whatever. whatever whatever whatever bye. the stupid store that sells the lacy black heathers dress i ought to email them except the majority of their clothing sucks i bet they’d only just give me more clothing when really i just want money. these are the emails i need written for me by the interns i will inevitably require hiring.