i do not have room in my life for this
you have no idea the amount of crazy what hits my inbox. what the fuuuuuck guy and this is the tame one from the pile of them coming in the last week. also, WHAT PART OF LEAVE ME ALONE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
Dear Lauren White
I visited a fortune teller, about ten years ago, he said that I was going to be a writer, and that I’d have to wait until I’m published before my family could find me.
It is absolutely true and no word of a lie. I understand that my affections are unwelcome. I cut off my resource of **** as an acceptible support of love. I’ve made a mess between us concerning all of these correspondences.
I wish for you to know that I want to forgive you for everything that you could ever do. And that I have the will to carry the voice that can give you your inspiration to live, laugh, and love. I don’t want to turn my heart into a hunk of stone because of all the failed relationships.
I’m starting a relationship with a girl named *******, and I need to distract myself from you. I understand my responsibility to my family and my health to avoid you until we’re both not fucked up. I’m taking a two year journalism course with the goal of a diploma, I’ve nearly finished my novel, and you are the only thing that has ever been on my mind since we met.
It is true lauren that all is fair in love and war, but if you take “war” away from that statement, all is really not fair with only love.
All you need is love, and I love you, truly
you are always welcome to contact me, and it would make me happier if you did,
with warmest regards and honorable intentions,
Matt
Fuck.
Been there. NOT fun. Stalkers are the scum of the earth. Be careful, chick.
Hey, how come I don’t get the weird? Oh ya, I forgot I’m the weirdo. Never mind. I freak me out sometimes.
I feel sorry for *******. Not only is she in a relationship with a whackjob, but her name is impossible to pronounce.
I hope the girlfriend reads and dumps this creeper.
Kinda asterisk-eyed people in the whirled. And asterisk named. Duly noted.
a male fortune teller? thats where he made his first mistake.
i’m not sure how he wrote a novel, that letter was an illegible jumble of crap.
run…. creep. i need a shower.
You’re nobody until you’ve got a stalker. I’m envious.
are we sure this isn’t from ******?
wait a sec. do you KNOW this guy?
Scary shit – dude – seek help