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you run with the devil

the verdict is in on the sound academy or should i say, the suck academy? holy just KEEDING sensitives. i do possess a theory regarding certain concert holes and what band plays where and why. sure you have your own. basically if you live downtown the proximity of the sound academy to where you would normally hang sucks huge. there’s like not one convenient way to get to it so a portion of your eve is devoted to being slightly PISSED OFF. that’s city talk though. now i’m in suburban zone so nothing really applies to me anymore. now i can talk shit all i want.

BUT they (sound academy) have moosehead cans that are teeny tiny retro-seeming. they fit in your teeny tiny hands like this.

and they fit on teeny tiny ledges too. oh yeah another thing about the sound academy is the all ages lack of separation, hence the wristband scene but sometimes you just don’t feel like getting blasted beside a 13 year old and their dad, and their mom cos i spend way too much time observing people and making little assumptions, scoping out vibes that may or may not be there. i need my people simple, straight forward. no mysteries please. in summation, i go out on the town to get shitty with shitheads, not familyland. that’s like being baked and skyping your grandma.

got cruised by a d-bag right there at the corner of that bar, then i turned him down but his friend still gave him “mad props” for it. i can’t even remember what i said. it was tactful at least. had to pee so badly on the way in by the time we got to the wristband dude of course the chick ahead of us only has a birth certificate, no photo id, and me knowing wristband lurch wants a minute of flirt power i butt in and said can you please just check ours i don’t have time for this shit. my bladder was about to erupt and i was prepared for a show down if the guy made me wait one second longer, plus it was freezing. seriously winter, you fuckin’ suck. how many times have i said suck so far in this post? i really don’t think i added the s-word to that demand but dave insists i did, and truth be told it was pretty fucking cool of me.

the bathroom was a delight.

very big on the neopolitan ice cream paint job. don’t pretend you aren’t.

wild animal winter hair.

on it.

ok?

GOT ME AGAIN DAD!

finally a scholar.

Fahahahaha ok ali g.

where?

couldn’t even make out what it was your eyeliner was agreeing with.

i love you.

cousin it came to town to see what was goin’ down.

does that one include rape you stupid fucking numbskull?

cool, two of you, went over your face too.

not that i drank too much or anything but if you want to save money, hide out in the bathroom for a little bit. you will save at least 6 dollars, plus tip. i’m so suzanne orman right now.

hot.

you’re a poem unwritten and you don’t even know it.

then i got sicked out for myself and left.

partied with vincent gallo for a bit, wondered why he was dressed in paint by numbers hipster gear.

right down to his perfectly trashed just so vans but more importantly if he “gets” “it” why is he talking to a girl wearing long sleeves and, what is that thing? that thing is summer, those sleeves are not. please don’t do that to my brain or my eyes ever again.

so many feelings it all around us.

double fister was NOT a cool story at all. he was “moshing” and threw himself into us, namely me, while i was making a video. he almost got a thump for it too.

that’s it from the funny farm for now. have a nice weekend.

oh before you go here look at this photo from kz. it is a metaphor for my life at present. THINK ABOUT IT. ok no more jokes for a week. joke ban in effect starting NOW.

here’s something new i learned. dogs don’t like the musical stylings of beirut. they don’t like strings or appreciate accordians or weird flutes either.

28 thoughts on “you run with the devil”

  1. “that’s like being baked and skyping your grandma”

    great, i just spit c-plus all over my moniter. thank you for that. and dont mock my c-plus either, it only LOOKS like super-orangey-fun-time-kids-soda-chock-full-of-sugar when in reality its like my vodka is just wearing an extremely orange sweater of awesomeness.

    if that makes sense. i mean as if.

  5. its nisku, it drives you to drink even when you dont wanna. or hafta. but you just make do.

    heh now that im half way to ditzy but not quite at blitzy (oh man okay i will be quiet after this i promise ahaha) i think now is the best time to do some accounting….

    sloppy sloppy accounting.

  8. the neapolitan wall reminds me of candy from when i was a kid. It was a “sheet” of neapolitan taffy that came in wax paper. I miss that candy

  9. My cat doesn’t like it when I sing. I was playing Beatles Rockband and during the high singing parts she gets up on my lap and meows in my face. She doesn’t like harmonicas either.

  10. This post is a perfect example of what a complete genius you are. Spot-on about the winter/summer top catastrophe.

    And that’s why I’ve been reading your blog every day for years.

  16. I like Beirut but sometimes they make me want to openly sob. My dogs don’t have an opinion about music that they’ve shared with me yet–although I KNOW they hate the didgeridoo.

  17. it’s been a while so i don’t know how it works but i love the adhd friendly background stream(?)-supercool (see? who the fuck says supercool anymore?-noone supercool)

  18. Raymi, your comments re: the bathroom graffiti comments were spot on. Thanks for the laughs!

    I can tell that you must be going through alot of intense shit (re: Fil) because normally you spare nothing and no one, in providing your readers with the most caustic details.

    Yoga, yoga, yoga.

    It will stretch out all those tense muscles and help give you peace of mind. Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it and I hope you’ll try it soon (I tried it 7 yrs ago and don’t want to live without it).

    You’re gonna make it after all (cheezy 70’s Mary Tyler Moore reference, I know). I hope you’re not sad (about the “elephant in the room”) but of course you must be, at least a leetle bit. I want to make you a necklace or a hair thing “fascinator”, to help cheer you up. How do I obtain your mailing addy? X0 Lins

  23. You’re really into fleet foxes at the moment i see…saw them in concert this summer. Best concert i’ve ever seen! His voice sounds even better live…if that’s even possible!

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