don’t lurk at me
Inside that white bag is duck bread obviously. MAD FOR DUCKS.


This one is ridonkulous. I’m smoothie bloated. Made three varieties today and I didn’t even crack open the smoothie book yet. All I bought was fruit last night at the market. Fruit and beer. Makes sense.


Made an amazing dry stir fry that strokes the almighty chinese food hangover craving. I didn’t over spice it for once. Added chicken that I flavoured in wasabi pepper sauce and garlic salt plus wok oil, curry and coriander. I am amazing.

Full on man cave day. My original flight back home was today, going back later next week instead now. Flex tickets are essential. Seriously sublet hunting if you know of anything lemme know. I heard you all missed me.

Pool water slide hair don’t care.

This suit gets a lot of attention that I can’t even handle I stare at the pavement.

Chuck Norris pants seeeen.

German sunset.

I did a lot of MY BOYFRIEND IS ANGRY updates today I mean he did.


okay back to stupid now bye bye.






That stir fry sure does look delicious.
the video contains the answers also I forgot lol
What is IN that smoothie?! I can’t decipher the chunkies!
Mmm smoooothies. I bought a shitload of fruits and a small amount of vegetables and am going to smoothie it UP tomorrow. It’s time.
Don’t be a hater be an appreciater!
The smoothies….. I dunno.
I’ve seen that swimsuit before and I love it.
Can I tell you again how much I love the YMCA bathing suit? That thing is just……………….. INSANE