Back to my stories bye now.

Loving this shirt.

Hard to take webcam pics with zero time to pose and stand up.

Anyway, teeny trim. No big deal.

Ocray!

Bad allergy day, bloodshot eyes also ran out of makeup so had to use my old stuff which made my eyes explod tears 3 times in a row. My regular stuff is on the way I am excited and desperate.

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Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I look pissed off here. That’s because I was.

Gorgeous contempt. I just discovered so many photos on mystery camera, oh boy.

I do not pass up an opportunity for good photo lighting.

Okay your turn now.

Rebecca is in NYC right now. Go find her.

She told us everything she had to pack, would pack and any suggestions I made she disagreed with and went on to her packing items list COOL THANKS. How I pack is vastly different. I go in to my tickle trunk, flip out, start crying and yelling, take a shower and picture all the outfits I can create from scraps of tank tops and praying I have a pair of clean leggings or tights I can build an outfit around so listening to your anal friend dictate an itemized organized detailed list of stuff is not my jam, man.

This is my jam. It’s not a SOFA: Sweater over my Fat Ass BECAUSE it cuts off just at my bum instead of hanging over it back there phew, and then the bat wings dangle at the sides.

This watermelon is smarter than you.

Cool sitcom bro.

How many glass things have been smashed while at Rebecca’s place? She gets awful mad but I don’t know why someone has all those glass jars laying around if they don’t expect a few to get smashed while everyone who is over also being smashed at the time of smashing. Also it wasn’t me never not once.

I think your cat could stand for a bigger bed, just saying.

Or not who cares nobody asked me. Chi Chi drinks out of a watering jug standing up like Azlan so, nothing phases.

Covering my chest zits yay!

Pass it up guy! Craption Contest!

Ooh maybe I’ll have breakfast in Russia right meow? (code name for day vodka). One time at the caddy I asked her if she had anything to drink that day and she goes hmm no wait did I have any vodka today? LOL! LUSH! LOLUSH. New name for something. Jules.

Adorablah. I love the garbage can too. Bech that needs to be out of the party zone. What are you on E? jajaja.

One last dance then I hit the road Jack.

This was a successful delivery day.

I never eat the potatoes.

Yeah guy chicken shawarma booyakasha!!

He gets cheese fries too. Insanity. Too delicious.

Spring fever nails.

Shh. Sleeping.

Be quiet thank you.

I’m a spring baby so I get in to it.

I don’t know why but spring is kind of nerdy, all these shy people start chiming in about weather and growing personalities coming alive and stuff and you’re like what the hell is that a boner?

I dressed like a superhero.

Off to shop.

Look at my niece! The wig makes her look so grown up. Model future!

At this age I did not look this dope. She’s 13.

I have to go shower now have a nice day guys.

I pretty much chose everything I am wearing in these pics, I mean, left with those particular duds. The ruffle shirts I got in navy, white and coral. I got greedy.

I got that dress, an xs. When I slim down and shrink it will be nice and skankily tight. That’s my thing, tiny and tight. Like my brain. Haha. I gotta stop saying I gotta what is happening to my grammar and class I talk like a farmer. Sorry if you are a farmer.

I look like an inside out tuxedo. Casie got this shirt too and I bit her romper look more twins more something. I will work on that. I look like Jennifer Beals in that confusing dinner outfit kind of sort of (go with it).

Girl have you ever gone to dinner before?

Cool pose bro, real natural!

Some of my fashion show favs.

Dreamy.

I took a me day today (hah everyday is that). Check out Casie‘s blog post of our shopping spree yesterday, it was bliss! 3F shut the store down just for us, holla. Thanks so much for the new wardrobe! Then we went to a fashion show and afterward I met up with Lois and mom and got more clothes it was a spectacular day! I took 299 pictures I’ll drop on your heads tomorrow.

Yes my outfit looks stupidish but I knew beside casie it would make more sense, we are a happening when we hang out man it’s funny and fun to watch people react to us.

My new pants! I love them. They are my special lounge pants. I will probably wear them out with some skanky wedges I don’t own yet. Excited!

One of my 3F shirts with my new pink pants from Lois and adorabz flower cardigan sweater eeeh :)! My outfit changed multiple times yesterday and of course my mom made me try on the pants IN the restaurant on the spot. Our waitress loved us. Seriously. She said she was watching the whole thing the entire time. Shame is for stupid people. I am trying to figure out how to rock pink pants here, well, we were shocked they fit (size 6) I was fat yesterday.

What’s with older chicks and the Bay mom? We didn’t have long to hang because they were shopping their brains out those cray ladies got a tourist discount for being from Hamilton. Nice, and that’s real? These broads know every shopping discount scheme there is I think I inherited my annoying ways from my mother. Definitely. Kay more tomorrow bye bye byeeeeeeee TGIF time to eat order pizza or wait for a whopper, decisions, decisions.

Soup and salad and Raymi! Heather I cannot wait to get my mouth on those pickled green tomatoes! One of these days!

Classic Raymbo patrol.

I was bringing Christbreakfastmas back. It was extremely windy and chilly.

These were in Courtney’s bathroom and I was soused from School (A restaurant not a learning insitution) and was feeling them.

Did I post this yet? Anyway those are the roots once washed after dying.

Stella got tag teamed by these freaks but don’t worry gave a lot of bites back too, they asked for it. They’re so adoarblah though with different colour eyes and they breathe like little grunty piglets it was funny when I first arrived with Stella they were NOT expecting that and a scrap broke out. Dogs man, that shit cray!

And I looked like that. Bry was like uh Raymi, hahah I can’t remember but I said yeah it had occurred to me that I might have looked cray when I left the house but I liked it plus did not care. The older you get the more of a write off you become and can get away with running like I just got off an Edward Scissorhands set (housewife shit).

Have you ever gotten a manicure hungover on your own couch before? On your birthday? Eating a bowl of chips drinking gingerale after wake ‘n baking? It was intense, especially with the hair dryer to set the decals, poor Kathy’s lamp broke on her way over to my place but she said they often use hair dryer’s backstage at fashion shows instead of bulbs. I’ve never been so deathly hung on my birthday before I think that is a right of passage. People treat their birthdays like bachelor parties or maybe I do no wait what? I just mean maybe like the eve of a wedding. Anyway it felt nice to have my nails done while my marbles were all over the place I was worried I’d have to cancel my party but we did it all over again that night it was pretty craytacular.

This is the second leather jacket snafu from Salvador Darling now thank god it wasn’t me again though our poor baby Jules is stuck with this one and someone snatched hers instead I bet some chick liked it too much over this one, if you remember a girl you hang with who had a bday jam at Salvador Darling two Fridays ago and this is her jacket please make her give my friend Jules back her coat. Tanya got mine back last time miraculously so you never know second time’s the charm, maybe? Next time wear a fug coat it happens there a lot and the more weird stand out your jacket is the more a trashed chick won’t think it belongs to her. Hopefully.

Took me a second to remember who this guy was I just stepped out of my nervous at events fog (plus Teacher bounced) and he’s like Raymi you don’t talk to me anymore I was in the middle of telling someone about him being the P&L requisite hipster guy at the end of the bar but then it occured to me he is buds with a dude I used to see and it all came back as well his fuckin hi-jinx (nice play bro) of dramz causing between Crazy Stewart and I, whom I’m meeting up with very soon I better get a move on this post we’re going shopping and to a fashion show, free shopping spree eeh but anyway it was nice to hang and get loaded with ya maybes I’ll make it to Anagram’s last show assuming you’ll be there too. I think this will be my last year of “moshing” “slam dancing” and skanking. Just kids may the skank neva die.

Someone was a jerk to me all day and then someone got horrible heartburn at night from drinking ALL of this with my brother. GOOD!

Hahaha. Wonder when that Xtra phote will surface so I can have the orig for my blog. AH-nuh!

Thanks for this mom! Future lez much? Lol.

Cool produce bro.

I’ll prob wear this skirt today.

Teeny t-shirt I bought. I look so Garth Algar in this get-up. Sha-wing!

I’ve been on an allergy meds tour, these are the latest jams. Looks like birth control at first glance.

My mom brought another one of these and slipped it to me and everyone was like WHAT WAS THAT? I said it was a tampon so Teacher thought I was actually on my period for a few days haha nope not yet soon I hope!! These aren’t lady fingers it’s one whole firecracker and very loud and scary. Dad was not very pumped about these. They came from uncle Mike lol.

My special place! If I am in a good mood it can get dreamy up in there.

Glam it up or shut up. Blue against blond gets them every time. Just wait til me and my notorious blue maxi summer dress hit the streets you will not hear the end of it lol.

Excuse me that’s my hat.

This is the toothbrush I use at my dad’s heheheh.

I bought this wig when I had long black hair. Funny right. I bought the wig at Malabar without any idea for a halloween costume in mind (I went as a pathetic blondie, I looked good but, heart wasn’t in it) and I guess subconsciously then I was gravitating toward the bombshell tinsel town tresses.

If it’s true all these morons are actually leaving the SNL cast (dumb move!) it just makes it easier for guys like me to step in their place. Ultimate dream.

I have many looks and voices, love dress-up, yeah, I need to flex these skills more. No more fuckin’ around Jones!

I beat the fam twice in a row then lost my streak but it was pretty fun and intense to play this vintage game. I want to buy a new board game. Dammit I will. We’re going to host my fam in May for a double Birthday Jamboree dad you owe me and we will need some board games or maybe our own Balderdash (I am even better at Bdash than Scrabble). Anyway.

Rebecca this is when I was telling you about the cat sitting in a pile of presents that exploded out of the bag.

It’s all about the music man.

I need to go for a punish run asap here is one of ten million reasons why.

The last night of being 28. I am done mourning now.

I will wear those fancy tights too thanks AJ xoxo I tried the Shampoo this morning, ultra luxurious :).

Lady Garbage missed us.It turns in to Noah’s Ark when we get back.

Went through like every cup while at Dunc’s lol good times.

Burn.

You are the reason my tummy jiggles right meow.

What?

This idea didn’t last long. A cat was always lying on it and asking to die.

Last week of twenty eight.

I dunno if this has been blogged yet enjoy it all over again if so.

Roots are way longer now.

Smile time station, all aboard!

I’d love to stay but bro I gotta go!

Is it thirsty Thursday already?

“Why are we captain loser town always?” Yeah why mom? More cray tales with the cougs. The blog title is a nod to Lois leaving the room/pool keys in the room (I actually say is this f-ing happening? of course) we are a non-stop shit show. Watch what our reaction is like upon discovering the epic pool of The Prince of Wales hotel you will LOL it is so dreamy. Here is why you want me and the cougs to stay at your resort. Posh craystyles guy robe it up!

Good times!