be not belittling be liberating

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this is how REAL i look when allergies have their way with me on a saturday afternoon, starving, hungover, depressed from the weather, emo from the hangover, stir crazy from how long it took to get out of the house to this chain resto for slug-like service, baby how tired do i look? LIE TO ME OR I WILL JAM THIS LIME WEDGE INTO YOUR EAR.

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my two favourite nails were on the end, pink and ring finger. pinky broke and ring finger cracked, it always does. it’s ok though cos when i’m hyper-focusing on that hand the other one is growing and then i pay that one attention. people nurture their obsessive tendencies into full-blown enough already status. i’m doing a hand aging watch.

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i love liberty village.

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in case the students forget who he is when he wears contacts.

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whenever i throw white peach crystal light into a drink i’ve practically ruined (saves every drink every time) that drink is then known as a BLOOD CLOT. yum. if we had grey goose here we’d call it a grey clot. ew.

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luckily we got our sunshiney day on sunday.

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pretty soon i will be needing a sunblock sponsorship. did you know how pricey that stuff is? i didn’t cos i never wore it before, only makeup on my face would be my defence.

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and i am refusing to tan my back.

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i have to call brennen.

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i should go water my friends.

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i made a beautifully resourceful salad, using the leftover rice from that burrito i bought on friday as well as the sour cream.

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got it together for the fundraiser jam at cherry cola. it was a really fun time. it involved eating and art, i bid on something, i think i won it too?

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the two B’s showed up afterall changing the course of action for our evening, which likely would have resulted in more eating. well it did but not in the form of in a restaurant as sundayte night tradition, i think eating period in restaurants is tradition enough. this fatty has to restrict and stick to it. today so far so good. is baking your own chicken wings a healthy idea? i think so. we could grill them OMFG why haven’t we started using the bbq yet? oh cos we’re lazy degenerate slackers that’s why.

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tsk tsk the teacher smoked. britt and brad are bad influences, enablers.

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i have a nude version of this. i am trying to tame this place up, should i? would doing that make people visit more or less often? i think i will be labelled as p0rnography until the end of time cos of all the garbage vocabulary on my blog so it doesn’t matter if i go topless. i pictured myself as a 56 year old tanned weird nudist poking around my estate unsexily cos often when i’m puttering around the house naked it’s nowhere remotely near lewd, or sexy it’s just, so papa of me.

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maybe a solution in the future will be for me to show up 25 minutes later after everyone’s been seated but then i will just do the math in my head for the food still not being there +25 minutes so, no point. plus part of the fun is everyone stir crazily staggering and dragging one another in the streets finally out of the house. once in awhile you have to do the ok i’m leaving. ok i’m waiting outside. are you getting annoyed right now thinking about it? i am. it makes you hungrier and angrier and crazier like you were held in a pirates of the caribbeanesque cage for years and centuries it’s amazing how humans can go hostile barbaric so easily. i am the perfect candidate for a movie starring crazy jungle beast woman creature warriors especially if they coincide it with my period. i could be one of the monsters from the descent OMFG HOW SCARY IS THAT MOVIE so scary.

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i am the most beautifat girl in the world. see how i was svelte this morning but a grenade here? i think i was constipated all weekend long. yum. anyway when you’re rocking bloat you have to go prettier. i needed to distract with dazzle camouflage, enter wolf dress melodie made from a large wolf tshirt.

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i already need to clean the balls of my necklace. when i think of this necklace i think of bison burgers and get hungry (we went to stampede immediately after buying it to eat) and i cannot separate the two. i am an eccentric wizard of asininity.

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golden girl shot. shoulda given more neck. next time tyra.

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i dressed like william wallace.

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i turned some heads. like in the exorcist.

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too much wide face. a month of sobriety would fix that.

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my roots coming in make my cut look punk. ew. i am partial to ladygirl.

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i like this bread bag tie art. i like anything outlined, simple everyday objects one can easily identify. that’s how i started painting, with popsicles.

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i think courtney bought this.

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wilhelm bought this.

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emily this.

gave this to my dad. anyway, as is plain to see, people like simple and their knowledge in art is, minimal. hahaha sorry. i’ll do a post of all my art one day.

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better photos of this event coming up.

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she’s eating again.

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fast forward to here.

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always have a younger version of you around to keep you young and on your toes. it helps if they are even more neurotic than you about aging and fat, makes me feel normal. i just saw a girl run by now i want to run to the supermarket. i think i will. i’ll call my dad to say hi first. maybe i could do that while running?