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i dont have time to impress you nor do i engage in any counter-productive pursuit

note to self: sweet potato fries fresh out of the oil burns your esophagus. just add a dash of salt and rosemary. mmm. hahah. gunning for your job, dan. you can see how anal i am about getting every fry out of the seasoning bowl. we made a lot for april. (do you like how i pretend to know what or where an esophagus is?)

slightly embarrassing. evidence of how neurotic i am. nothing prepares you for sizzling hot egg flipping spit oil IN THE NECK. uploading more footage. it’s a sicky sucky snow day plus menses isolation party afternoon. no it’s not the guilt got to me i am truckin’ it to my meeting afterall. two hours late.

4 thoughts on “i dont have time to impress you nor do i engage in any counter-productive pursuit

  1. Aww I just saw your response to my last comment :( wasn’t trying to offend anybody with that.

    Maybe desperate is the wrong word, I simply love how you are gunning for life, taking hold of every opportunity and generally working your ass off, while not being ashamed of wanting attention or getting the attention you deserve. Upon looking up the definition I see you are right, but there is one meaning on the list that I think could apply perfectly: “showing extreme urgency or intensity especially because of great need or desire”…

    blagh this is why I don’t comment, because my words are jumbled and suckish.

    I should have just said ‘I love your lust for life!’ and left it at that haha.

  2. I found this definition for blondetourage in urban dictionary. is this a common term?

    17. BLONDETOURAGE 2 up, 2 down
    buy blondetourage mugs, tshirts and magnets
    A group of Blonde BAMFs have strong presence whenever appearing together. Whether its 2 or 10, they always make an impression.

    Although Blondes are sometimes associated with unintelligence these B²AMFS (Blonde Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) are highly educated career woman who are into making a lot of money for themselves and having fun. They often **blondeside their haters.

    The Blondetourage hair color varies from but is not limited to the following:

    platinum blonde
    strawberry blonde
    caramel blonde
    ash blonde
    dirty blonde
    sandy blonde
    golden blonde

    While many are natural blonde; brunettes and redheads are ALWAYS welcome to join!! Membership is based on approval of the President and V.P.

    The BLONDETOURAGE is protected by the BLONDEBRIGADE which consists of a tactical unit (usually not natural blonde) that protect from the haters out there. They also fend off men that are inappropriate. These smart, educated sassy girls are the ones you love to hate.

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