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greetings people. you know you’ve “made it” when you get a locks sponsorship. these people at redd hair studio have won my heart and hair. it’s about time i gave you a virtual tour of the place. let us begin.

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abstract photo i entitle, “still modern life”. i finally cleaned my hit by a tsunami sty of a room today, yes that sheet is clean its just been folded up for a century. in the handful of times i’ve been to redd to have my roots did tray (tracey)(tray is more gangster i overheard trish call her that today so i’m gonna start calling my mom tray cos her name is also tracey you’re welcome for sharing) always chastises me for not bringing my extensions fiiiiiiiine but she has a point. the heat of the summer has just made it impossible to enjoy and exist with long hair especially when half of it isn’t growing out of your scalp and separating away from your head.

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showed up late with wet hair. i am always late i hate that it’s so disrespectful. so i’m late and then i have this explosion of nonsense coming out of me. i ask trish if we had met before and she’s like no i said that’s right i’m pretty sure you’d remember this, gesture to self.

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tray. ok i can’t do it i have to call you tracey. she is amazing. shannon has a keeper.

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curling begins.

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accidental shot but i like how arty it turned out. that place is cozy. cozy atmosphere on a shitty rainy day is very important to me. i didn’t want to leave.

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when i was posing out front for photos a hot tall stylish chick walked by and said i love your leggings. thanks me too. navy blue cotton maybe some wool in there i should look at the tag. rain boots from zellers during wakestock.

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a nice camera can make anything look amazing and interesting.

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this is where the camera lives.

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i have misplaced one of the pink extensions. dad i think i left it in your bathroom did i? we evened out the other side of my head with hot red very aguilera.

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very good quality hair. not cheap but if you call and say you saw raymi’s hair post you never know…

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why can’t i just wake up with curly hair siiiiiiiigh.

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this photo is extra pretty to me cos of tracey’s flash of silver pearl bracelet and my sleeping beauty head profile.

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tracey wants to do shots of me in this thing. like seriously going out on the town in a wig.

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love this little nook.

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tracey stuck her mom and her friend in here last week when they came in for a cut they were puttering around like little lost old confused people it was pretty cute. they waited patiently for my roots to be done.

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pahaha my crazy eyeball.

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getting there. i look like jamie‘s kate moss mannequin.

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eep tmi face photo. feh. salon lighting is never kind to eyebags.

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i love my nails so much not one swarovski crystal has come off and i even did the dishes today and as a bonus when i attempt to fanatically obsessively pick my ears i can’t because the jewels make it hard to ok you don’t want to hear anymore.

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happy.

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with my purple oversized raybans and this hair i looked incognito on my walk home.

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that’s right. soak it all in.

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i look like a lionness mermaid porn star.

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that’s more like it.

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i really do feel like i’m incognito with this mop like if i wanted to i could play the whole damn part like other girls who take this hair seriously for years and have been using it to their advantage. i do feel a bit of a fraud but oh so what.

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remember these?

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maybe next time i will actually dress the part. probably not though.

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act your age not your shoe size. if everyone went by those rules cougars wouldn’t exist nor playboys. life would suck.

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ballin’.

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tracey gives good head (massage).

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maybe i’ll just come hang out one day and blog. i love this space.

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can’t wait to have my own place.

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believe it or not this wasn’t even MY idea. man i get a bad rep.

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reading station.

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in a hurry? get your makeup did. they are so laid back there and no bullshit i really lucked out. you can even do your own nails while you wait shannon has an epic collection of polishes.

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holy hell i’m looking juicy that’s an unfortunate pose for those pants. well it got the attention of that miles hotter than me chick so whatever.

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i can haz be spokesperson doyyyye.

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that’s 1187 king street right beside shoeless joe’s. 416-530-7717.

ok enough about me look at what redd did for melodie.

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i arrive late of course following nails appt. to oversee the operation and exhale a shit ton of gossip stress and camera.

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meanwhile calm and cool as a cuke.

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going copper.

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melodie loved tracey so much she said she’ll go back. tracey actually listens, doesn’t go ahead on her own accord and give the opposite of what you want which is important.

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aww and she got me a coffee just the way i like it but drank it herself instead of her own. it’s ok though cos i was jacked on 200 cups already by that point. she said a cop saw her on the sidewalk biking with two cups oops. he probably had a case of donuts in his cruiser is all, mel.

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me posing with the wales bag i “gave” melodie for her books and records and other weird shit she carries around with her. pretty sharp.

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wonder what my next nella bella bag will be.

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then i skittered off to the gym leaving melodie and tracey to their own hair model photoshoot devices. i’m such a control freak with photos a little it’s kind of a relief to just let other people loose to do their own thing and i am fascinated by the results. totally different to what i would have done. love it.

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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i love this one it’s so weird and like, really?

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that streak is the best.

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striking. blam.

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my favourite of all.

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so youth.

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not exactly copper but it’s a lot richer, more red. who cares looks awesome and the greys are gone which melodie is sad about what????????

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if i was pretty enough i’d have a retarded haircut too there is no way i can pull this off tried it once before and i got laid like never. well not as much as i had of liked.

ok i’m cramping hard and have to get ready for a fancy date thank god i blew a load at f21 yesterday.