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golf bunny

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i had the best day today. we don’t have mountain golf views in toronto do we? so gorgeous. like the firstish season of lost and hurley starts them golfing and you see the island mountains all over the place dyyyying. well that was part of my day. actually everywhere i look there’s a mountain.

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it feels great to blast your ears out to your dying zune battery that somehow keeps going with every cloud that passes and the sun beats down on you staring up like a goon at this somehow northern ontarian tropical looking thing of a mountain from a hammock in your bikini drinking black coffee turning into a freckle slightly baked and exhale all your worries out cos for the moment there’s nothing you can do so you just gotta lay.

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then jeff buckley says maybe there is a god above but all i’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you then a cloud took off at that exact second and you just picture all these upbeat things and you hate your life a little less. sorry people sometimes i have this intense sadness and i carry it around with me and i feel like i’m always talking about it so when we’re on a good wave we definitely share it.

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it’s gaga glasses or top gun glasses. gaga won the backyard war.

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top gun (shades) won the golf outfit war.

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everyone in toronto is miserable right now. tim made me laugh. you’re all complaining about the heat and it’s like yes i KNOW it’s hot THANK YOU. hahahhaha. poor guys.

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apparently there was a bit of a stir when we showed up. it was just me and rye, stephy was at the beer store (working) and everyone’s all oh yeah eh who’s that girl with rye there. small town, gossip, so huge here. very big pastime. we just had a little debate over the spelling of pastime. anyhoo, we’re on our way to this carhole jam again. gonna see some of the same people i saw last year. gonna be good and funny. wearing cupcake dress. very over the top. oh and i had a persian today! google it.a girl told me on twitter to have one and i thought it was a drink like a white russian. so isn’t. only had a taste cos it’s not in my raymbo diet.

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this is in my diet. white wine water ice sculptures.

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drove all over holy lazy mazy fuckin crazy but then you actually turn into relaxo to the maxo woah that o on the end of max was a typo i just kept rhyming. they’re waiting on me to finish so we can mosy. they’re not hurrying that much cos we all have drinks going.

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i’m not a bad golfer and guess what i kinda like it. just don’t ever talk about it. experience only.

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i am turning into a brown leather freckle idiot.

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brought new nailpolish along steph likes it.

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we had the whole course to ourselves every year rye’s work/family takes it for the afternoon, awesome.

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carhole!!!!!!

7 thoughts on “golf bunny

  1. best post ever… you quoted Buckley and referenced LOST!

    oh nice choice of polk a dot tank top – I got the same one :)

  2. Raymster,
    Looks like fun to me. I love golf–where else is a bitch encouraged to legally combine booze with driving around?

    I was reading your back comments yesterday (yes, I was avoiding work and yes, I have no life) and what’s up with that Johnny Maudlin dude? Stalker much? Dude is an evil asshole.

  3. So awesome. I grew up on Mountain rd in Tbay and was always surrounded by the Nor’Westers (that puny but amazing mountain range). I never thought to compare a day spent on those golf courses with that Lost scene but I’m glad you did, makes me happy. Happy and slightly homesick..
    I think you’re at the same course my staff party was held at one year. We crashed a golf cart but paid an employee in beer not to say anything.
    I miss it!

  4. it’ll all be here for you heather whenever you make your way back, don’t sweat it. i cannot wait to climb that mountain again. hi jenn!!!

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