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i went out into the night i went out to pick a fight

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i need to buy new shoes for the seafood for thought event next week. i’m going to wear my long blue dress provided the weather works with me. i justify it because i lost a pair to my bloody foot and then even the cheapo flip flops i bought to replace them that weekend got busted by someone on mushrooms. stepped on my foot and blam the wedge thing between the toe ripped right out. COOL THANKS.

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after work menu is killer. everything 6 bucks. so i had six things. three meals and three drinks. kept the increments of 6.

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i’m uploading photos at the moment and terribly impatient (wake ‘n baked) and hyper so i thought might as well just blog (write)(synonymous for me) throw up a few photos only then do something else, get a life maybe? in lieu of meticulous every step i took yesterday photographs. flickr seems to have taken a shit nap anyhow. i have no patience on a friday, a day off, a sunshine day. my room is in a state. i butchered my thumb at work, a thick mill street pint glass split in half in my fucking hand and i tried to save it, but it shattered anyway. total gorefest. freaked a customer right out hahaha a bunch actually. it bled a ton. now i have two cuts in the crook of my thumb that go all the way around like joker’s mouth cuts and my fake rich girl shirt got blood all over it (which i was able to get out with goo gone and instant carpet stain remover) so i didn’t end up singing last nite for these reasons but also because every single singer was a pro musical theatre drama perfectionist i didn’t think they’d be down for a punk rock version of michelle with blood all over me and my thumb up in the air to make it stop pumping out. what was that stupid horror film cum musical? eh you know what i mean.

so basically i will never pour a beer into a freshly dishwashed glass ever again.

haha i bet meredith is going to love this screenshot. i’ve swapped it for one of my stupid face instead it just takes a bit sorrrrry.

ok i’ma tweet this now so i can buzz around the house for a bit. should i wash my hair all over again? i am annoyed at having to do anything right now because of my thumb. typing is irritating most of all. typing on my blackberry even worse YEs coime ad n see mirt mie meee. like that. also i need to do my nails cos they look like i slept in a box on the street last nite but i know i’ll get nail polish remover in my cuts. GIRL PROBLEMS.

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i got home late and while my brain wound down from work and biking (i almost fell asleep coasting down shaw cos that street is so quiet and still and straight by the time i’m almost at queen i’m floating in space in a soft white bed like homer except he’s passed out at the wheel hit a tree with a picket fence tangled on the back tire of his car) i decided to cruise my dating site inbox to see what geniuses i’ve roped in. a little depressing. so many idiots. so many people can’t spell. one guy referred to himself as a diva and kept talking about his hair and how long he takes doing it meanwhile he has a buzzcut. ???? they can see when you click on their profile but don’t write back so they instantly fire you a defensive aggressive email being like I GUESS I WASN’T YOUR CUP OF TEA SORRY! like chill dude you look like a naked mole rat, i am infinity miles out of your league. nice taurus. one guy was like so you’re a RIGHTER what do you RIGHT ABOUT? I’VE NEVER KNOWN A RIGHTER BEFORE. well, you don’t say.

i guess i should kill my profile entirely. my mom said i should go on the paid sites where people are more serious. dates are exhausting and depressing. you think ok could be the one, nope not the one and there goes my friday nite. then i get really angry at the person’s audacity for having eyes too close together ON A FRIDAY NITE HOW DARE YOU!

be right back.

21 thoughts on “i went out into the night i went out to pick a fight

  1. The blue eyed blond with baby blue top looks good on you.
    Did that make sense?
    I’m just saying when you are ready , or more serious, perhaps the pay sites, like lava or match.com would have a better selection of like minded people.
    POF, because its a free site, takes anyone on. Its like a box of cracker Jacks and takes forever to find the prize.

  2. The question then becomes, are you looking at guys from “all walks of life” or “a particular type”?

    Of course, then it all comes down to chemistry, which is hard to define.

    Advertising here… do you know your general audience?

    Put a profile up for both of us on Raymi, just for fun:)

    might turn into something funny!

  3. Going on another shopping excursion with your 80 year old Nana downtown here.
    Lord, take me now….
    Just get it over with and take me now!

  4. POF is so annoying, im on there again 3rd time and some of the guys are just seriously deranged and yes 80% of them cant grasp simple grammar or spell. It’s really frustrating.

  5. it probably would have been great if you had sung in that condition…can always count on points for being a trouper.

  6. yes
    lots of material when it comes to the dating sites

    this just in from your uncle:

    funny how some women believe they don’t age, they keep the same photo up for years
    or have a progression of 8 photos, which show them younger but others as they are aging.
    And meeting them, they have such a pretty face and smile and look great from the waist up
    but below the waist, HELLO, 60 extra pounds of junk in the trunk that they omitted to reveal..
    Big Bums and
    false advertising.

  7. Good luck with the dating. I’m sure there are some decent guys out there, even if you have to go on paid sites. Keep the thumb clean. The last time I got cut badly it was on the lip, and I had to have stitches. Luckily it healed ok.

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