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modern day wiseman

irish milkmaid. yeah sure why not. halloween comes twice a year for me. actually maybe 365 days a year. i told the other girls i’m wearing this shit, and obviously i’ll be pulling in all the attention, so do you want in on that? yes and yes, picked up two others. looking forward to experiencing st. pat’s not shit tanked for once. i love spectating bar lushes.

and then of course had to pick up something for the moment. for tonite. also picked up a faaaabulous dress for tomorrow’s event. can’t spill the beans on it just yet. all the other girls have been sitting on it too, not fair if i go ahead and go BLAHHHH GUESS WHAT!!! razored some more bang length off, i think breanna is pissed at me haha. they were in my eyes too much, if you go thru my archives you’ll see my love hate affair with bangs spanning back to birth. anyway, i do give her mad credit for cutting them to begin with this time around and then beyonce pushed me right over the edge.

bailed so many times at work last nite. had the dropsies bad. period dropsies. the most hilarious wipe out was when my pointy flat hooked into one of the holes of the rubber kitchen mats, launching me into the air with a bucket of ice in my hands and hundreds of ice chips flew beautifully out into the bar, scattering across the floor and me in my pile of self on the floor by the booze cupboard nook. it was loud. it was hilarious. it was humiliating. i just laid there for a few seconds shuddering in giggles and near tears. teppei helped me up. abigail and matty both cried in unison I FUCKING MISSED THAT? got up brushed myself off and beat it right back down the stairs to change into my non-pointy flats. i looked like this:

and it happened right there.

ok late late late bye bye bye.

this is the medium. i’m too flat for words in it.

ps. BANGS

18 thoughts on “modern day wiseman

  1. sweden as usual you point out the obvious (wink) i merely state that beyonce pushed me over the edge to retrim my fringe.

    schwartz good question. it’s called making an effort. also like a fine wine, better with age? also being single. gotta stay on that game. so you can crush a lot and be a playa. holy crap i am full of it today.

  2. im sorry i just love that that person commented as PIZZA LUVR so funny
    you do bangs so much better than most, its true

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