inside the broken ovals of your olive eyes
i asked dave why he had a black light. it belonged to his dad. cool.
my hair. way natural.
i did not purchase last month’s issue (or whichever month it was) because megan fox was on the cover as i do not give a fuck about her or have any curiosity to learn more. i am entirely mortified to admit this. i feel super fat and jealous and ashamed by it now think what ugly girls must be feeling! so for a month i acted indifferent every time i would pass a glance over to the magazine section of shoppers. another thought, megan fox on the cover of a magazine in my possession, on a table out in the open, and then we all have to talk about her and then i’ll be forced to talk shit about her cos i am competitive like that. see how insane magazines make us feel? oh awesome my other nostril just opened up ahhhhhh. anyway, i want to learn more about hilary duff because she is the good kind of irritating. i think her and lauren conrad are the exact same personality-type. smug, cunty, judgmental because they woke up one day and realised they’re boring and don’t know how to have good times. isn’t hilary duff with some athlete guy now? and other than tiger woods, how exciting are athletes? the only good thing is she’s getting fat again. or was for a short while there. lauren conrad makes megan fox look like tina fey. as in crazily likeable. thanks a lot lauren “forehead creases from all that eyebrow-raising judgementalism” conrad.
oh it’s a canadian hockey player so she gets two points for that. one point for the canada and the other guilt point is for my canadian pride and mandatory love of hockey for being canadian. those are the rules, don’t like it then leave.
SICK UPDATE: STILL SICK
here’s all this shit i looked at today:
if this shit is true then i say fuck yeah heidi fleiss revival!
warning super duper disturbing
massive massive buzzkill. DRINKS HER OWN VOMIT. clip 5 is hysterical kind of.
wicked. sent to my dad. 11pm last call is a stupid, stupid drag.
mike comrie sucks
he left the Oilers in the first place (in a hurry)
cuz he banged Tommy Salo’s wife…
his dad also owns The Brick.
hey what about Dion Phaneuf and Elisha Cuthbert?
you are allowed to like elisha cuthbert cos she has cankles and also got fat.
are there any other canadian actresses that are relevant these days? sarah polley doesnt count because shes a director or some shit
sarah polley counts cos she made eye contact twice with me while ordering and leaving with her pizza to go at il gato nero over the summer. cool never dies, never deems one irrelevant.
ya, i didnt meant relevant in general, but as in is she still acting? i thought she just directed.
she counts as cool, obvs.
i am lame for liking Road To Avonlea but ugh its so whimsical, how can you not?!
and felix was HOT.
i did not watch road to avonlea
?!?!!!!!!!
she was great in it, it was weird to watch her grow up while i was growing up.
oh man i just had an old-school Street Cents flashback of Jonathan Torrens for some reason…
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
lotsa TP beside the bed haha
bathroom
that documentary looks to sad to avoid, i will be watching it hugging my pillow…
” i feel super fat and jealous and ashamed by it now think what ugly girls must be feeling! ”
So called ugly people just learn not to put so much value/concentration into appearances…so they likely don’t feel jealous or bad at all, or at least they feel less jealous and bad than the “beautiful”
Hey raymi lets say you could pick,choice,date a male celebrity that wasn’t born in canada who would it be and why? i’m just wondering….
Sarah Polley is the bomb, Jodie. Have you ever heard of this great flick she did a few years ago called Siblings? Amazing. All about these kids who murder their parents… she was fucking incredible in it.
pamela i was being purposely sinister and shallow. the entire rant itself is styled under JUST JOKING RELAX.
dan, no clue. don’t really get bones from male celebs.
Its the ones totally comfortable in their own skin who are the prettiest
AND the pretty ones
Black lights are a must-have for any hippie home! I’ve been avoiding fashion magazines for the last…two weeks and my self-esteem is 1.3% higher.
P.S. I posted my “funny” Megan Fox picture for you today. Enjoy!
on my way!