an ill stance for some ill pants
i am trying to work up the getting incensed over inconsequential bullshit side to my persona right now and it’s kinda hard. who knew weed chilled you out eh? i think you only get angry about things when you’re a drinker cos you’re either like, waiting to be pisstanked or pisstanked. or recovering from it. i walked through the pink packaging overloaded aisles and the only thought i had was, so what? surely you remember this and this so you know what im getting at? ok so baby in my pocket uuhhhhhhhm this toy is for the unimaginative mother to bequeath upon her daughter by. really i just see these as accessories for your barbies when you’re finished making them fuck and changing their outfits fifty times oh yeah maybe they can be mothers now.
this is that girl from school of rock. i have shared this tidbit with multiple people before actually looking into it. turns out i’m right. i feel like i won.
i feel like i won at being a giant loser.
no thanks pass i have standards and i’m not wearing beer goggles right now.
how is this fun? actually it looks really fun to me but for the sake of this piece (of garbage) lets make like it isn’t. i mean, 26 year old me thinks it’s fun. kid me doesn’t. mom guy, how is bath time pretend time supposed to be good times when i don’t even like taking actual baths? plus, all i’d want to do is fill this thing up with water and then you won’t let me play with it in my room or on the living room floor (carpet) so how fun and cozy is the dank unfinished basement looking right now?
ugliest doll features ever ps.
their eyes are a little too close together i think that’s what’s bothering me.
you win.
why did they make barbie as mini fairy have wider heads? check the jazz hands/wrist stance. looks painful.
boooooooooring. barbies come 2 for 1 now. desperate.
fresh from the playboy mansion. this is how kendra met hef. (body painted model at one of the parties)(yes i am awesome for knowing that and caring).
i wouldn’t mind a repro of the original cast not this modernly made-over one, puke. hi i feel zero nostalgia right now happy 50th ann!
hah nice skeletor nose holes 1959er.
ariel has a horse cos she can’t walk cos she’s a mermaid except she has legs now. yeah explain that one again please disney.
then we have an actual mermaid barbie. don’t forget to stick that one on the list of barbie’s many accomplishments.
then barbie finally does something cute (albeit ripping off kiddles).
i have the top right one in this ad. yes an original. got it from a flea market.
favourite one. go britannia.
yikes.
yawn! i’ll try harder next time.
now get ready for a pupil massage.
jesus christ this post is so colorful and sugary its hurting my teeth HAHA
i think a company did an Anastasia doll once too, if i recall correctly…
try explaining THAT backstory to a six year old.
I’d say let em watch Anastasia (the Disney movie) but its rife with historical inaccuracies (uhhh Rasputin didnt have a right-hand bat named Bartok who did all his evil bidding, just to start…)
i really have to change my Boney M ringtone hahahaha
haha “mix and match madness!”
yes, madness.
that one fairy doll with caption “you win” looks anorexic….
and some of the other dolls have blue eyeshadow all the way up to the eyebrows (there is a crackhead on my street that does that actually…)
does she have black hair and a braid high on top of her head?
My mom had a Lucky Locket Kiddie, except she was so small she fit into a ring. I still have it somewhere at home. So cute.
no lol
ill try to take a pic of her sometime, im just scared of taking pics of the crackheads cause you never know what they’ll do. Sometimes when i walk down the street i like to pretend im in a zombie movie cause they are all so twitchy.
smelly i need to see a photo of it asap.
I think we have this talk every year, but Kiddles, my Grandma worked at a toy store and would bring those home to me after work as a little surprise. LOVED them sooo much, I chewed off their feet and hands. heh (I was like 4 or 5)
wendy i too enjoy(ed) chewing on teeny rubber doll hands/feet.
meh – on it!
Love ur comments, especially the bath tube one..lol made me laugh
Yes, I too liked chewing and bending the little legs and feet, had all four of those locket kiddles
and the boy and girl kiddle
I’ll take them for Xmas this year
and that 1959 barbie
if you can find it ok?
holy. I just remembered the smell of barbie rubber feet right now. i used to chew them too! actually i think it was more of a gnaw…
aw man that reminded me of this doll i had, it was this mermaid doll with the coolest hair and you could take it in the pool and i left it at a pool on a road trip to florida. i was devastated for like 6 months. still am.
As much as I love glitter/girly shit, I have always hated the “pink aisle”. I’m pretty sure I chewed on my doll feet too–what is that all about? Lifelong oral fixations?