a fatal attraction to cuteness

so i chose baby, thanks for all of your guesses, all ZERO of them. it’s ok you will regret it. lets go back in time to the beginning of the box so chio lor, ne!

firstly, dude went to the wrong building, he calls me says the buzzer doesn’t work, i go down there looking like garbage (it’s shower day, i haven’t showered yet and why do packages always arrive on shower day?!) and he’s not there, i go upstairs and realise he is at the wrong building but i can’t call him back to tell him this newsflash cos i answered the phone too quickly before it could register his number, so i wait and do the pee pee excitement dance til he calls back. he realises he is at the wrong building too, i go back down to wait some more in my inside clothes (practically naked) and there’s like a town hall gathering in the foyer and i see one woman give me stink eye in the door reflection when we pass each other, she’s in winter clothes and i look like college lazy slut student anyway you don’t care about this long boring story, i just wanted to say that when the dude finally arrived he wanted to tell me in minute detail his every step, thought, and action before getting to my building like who are you, me? shut up dude i want to open my package yes i am raymi scribble scribble bye!

mother load.

of course cid my little helper is on the scene. he had just enjoyed himself a time-out and then is rewarded with an activity, so spoiled.

charm bracelet for skinny-minny arms, it fits but cid doesn’t have opposable thumbs to help me clasp it so i will have to wait for fil.

i am never going to grow up.

all five scents, i will make a scent test video another day. update: i just sprayed them all and they are all so good, not lying, i was not paid for this post so there you go.

score, new makeup bag. thanks gwen i know you personally packed all this specially for me.

thanks for the face bag.

right at home. i fought for this package, i told them this kitschy shit was intended for me and my knick-knack shelf and you will be sorry if you don’t select me.

she smells so good, from one tiny spurt it’s still goin’ strong. best italian shower perfume to date!

and i learned something new today, it is difficult to take a picture of yourself with a bag on your head.

cid wants a child i know it, omg remind me to tell you about the dream i had last nite fil.

why do cats nestle on top of shit, like a glass bottle? wtf.

jealous cid, that’s what YOU look like right now.

ok enough sorry!

just in time, i’m running out of my other perfumes.

also a reason to clean the bathroom, oh joyous rapture.

i chose baby cos of her fro.

who wants saaaaaaaaamples?

hope you enjoyed this delivery adventure with me!

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