dear toronto news geeks
what is happening right now i have heard nothing but helicopters in the sky for the last half hour, i’ve been flipping through news channels and websites and can’t find anything oot! what is it what is it what is it? am i the only one that cares? some doctor correspondent is talking about head lice right now on the news SHUT UP DUDE tell me why there is a helicopter orgy in the annex right now!!!??? and who am i ray liotta in goodfellas?
ps. i made fil a scavenger hunt cos he thinks i don’t like him anymore not true i’m just a crazy for the time being.
the first clue is IF YOU ARE THE LORD AND I AM THE RINGS, WHERE AM I? which leads to I AM STILL ALIVE NO THANKS TO YOU and so on, another clue is I AM THE MOST PRETENTIOUS AND USELESS THING IN THIS APARTMENT.
i told fil i had a surprise for him when he gets home. i bet he thinks it’s a blow job.
oh yeah the other day i said the james gay instead of the jays game.
still haven’t decided what to wear tomorrow EEK bye.
update: he’s doing it right now almost finished i had to help him a bit this is fun good idea me! he is smiling like a geeky little kid so cute.
update again: ok he’s done and he’s sad that there wasn’t a prize at the end, he thought i had tricked him and lied about him getting a pair of boots too hahaha aw.