the girl you lost to cocaine
ok so i had an important brain breakthrough the other day i just remembered now so here i will share it with you hold on tight, so, i dye my hair black yeah? and it’s completely greasy on the top of my head all the time even after washing it and i stopped using hair product but still the grease, what gives? well here comes the light bulb, i deduced it’s cos i had mad roots on the top of my head, natural hair like a good 4 inches long since i last dyed it so plop some dye on god’s hairs and it cannot deal. there you go, that’s what i figgered all on my own no thanks to any of you.
the point of this is i am not washing my hair today, fuck it.
we saw the long blondes last nite and once matt said the singer was hot i got mad and only took pictures of her legs and i told fil he couldn’t take any more shots of her, she was karen o-ing all over the place. fil said she wasn’t hot. i was thinking ok so on a crazy metre of 1-10 for telling your bf he can’t take pictures of an alleged hot chick on stage, where are we at? then i carried this over to ok would i let him photograph a hot naked babe on her bed, no i wouldn’t, so bob’s your uncle FIL YOU GOT ENOUGH SHOTS AND WE’RE DONE HERE.
see i’ve got like 50 pervy shots like these.
however, this guy in the wings was my favourite, bleary eyed drunk, we think they all were, he was just so there and not there.
i got a bit self conscious thinking everyone would think i was wearing shorts cos the singer was which lead to rage.
i drew you a picture. blurry cos two chicks came in flanking stalls on either side of me and i wondered ok if i recorded the sound of them peeing, would i go to jail?
i let fil make me dinner cos i let him use his semen wand on me when he came home from work ahahhahahAHHAHA. bunny made that term up when we watched john and kate plus 8.
then we went to the tap wherein i mistook thom (of major maker) for the bartender who works there i go OH IT’S YOUR NITE OFF AWESOME! everytime i see thom i forget who he is, what a dick i know!
lindy was there too he gave me props on my outfit. i asked if i could be in their next video, natch, they’re looking for asians.
enter chris, the guy i thought thom was, WEARING THE SAME FUCKING OUTFIT AS THOM come on people give me a chance here!
this is jeanette from the nite of the nxne conference who became my bestie for awhile there, i asked her if she was this girl i knew from kindergarten, she wasn’t. that was the nite that gave me a three day hangover and i wanted to die. after holding off beer for a long time then having a million FREE glasses of the shit, bad idea, lesson learned. for now.