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here is a funny quote i said last nite i wrote it down because it was so funny lets see if it makes pitt laugh as hard as he did last nite when it flew out of my mouth oh great now i’ve built it up too much. we were discussing where he and mrs. pitt are deciding to move to and then mississauga came up to which i said it is a joyless pile of depressing piece of shit town and added i will never fucking ever live there again, not even if i have cancer and i’m in the cancer ward at credit valley hospital, i’d commute.

then pitt matched my funny by saying he thinks life aquatic(a – as he calls it) is wes anderson’s best movie and he feels this so much that he signed up to be on team zissou i go oh great do you get a newsletter? yes he says, how often i ask, oh i dunno anymore he said i haven’t received one in awhile, i might’ve marked it as spam.

HAHAHAHHAHA way to stick to your guns pal.

i stupidly lowered the quality level on my camera to one star, fil reformatted my settings and made my video size too big, so i went in there and …anyway, deal.





stupidest most gay snowman thing ever oh oakville what next?

bad bad superbad quality. fil did a 649 shot last nite.

gill this is the guy with the same last name as you.

we took turns shoving each other into snowbanks and snowplowing each other, i picked up an ice boulder and pressed it to steve’s bare stomach and put one down the back of his pants (he knocked fil down too many times so i got revenge for him) and threw chunks of snow at mark while he was getting into a cab right after i decked him into the snow.


closing time smoking bar drakula party.




then someone got the spins.

visitting the old homestead.

then i did my second HOME ALONE-burglar-slipping-on-the-ice-at-the-downstairs-basement-door-move of the nite.


fattest mawfuckahs i ever did see i think they get fed big macs.





smile much?



this stuff slays, you can get it from a british import shoppe, when we get soused and sleep overnite in o-town at nite when i go to sleep there i dream about this.


blast you ornament claw tempting me so! contact cement sucks.


why do these shades have different colour lenses? it says porsche on one of them, do people who drive porsches need to have different colour sunglass lenses?

cid has a new enemy.

laura bought me this!

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