NEW CONTEST!
whoever leaves me the BEST drunk dial email/comment tonite or starting now, gets a christmas card! contest closes sunday morning. no cheating, i know what drunk typing sounds like don’t try and fool this guy, that would be like some metaphor i can’t think of right now. i guess i could also extend the contest to weed email/comments, NO MUSIC LYRICS THOUGH! haha.
good luck and god speed and for jhc’s sake, put some fucking effort into it this time.
-freddie mercury
*edit – i do not want to actually be phonecalled, just to be clear.
thanks rilah.
