good news fans!

that dress fits me again! fil just zipped it up for me and is so not getting the excitement i am feeling about it. i am wearing it right now and pretending i am southern. too bad the stains collected that very nite are still all over it. tropical drink booze party stains. oh well. i remember when i used to wear my hair like that all the time it was my signature look and i felt lost without it i look like i really like soccer. my ex bf mailed me some of my junk back in january and i was bummed the dress didn’t fit and almost gave it away to lise but her tits are too big so i hung onto it. can you get five year old stains out? i am going to wear it to dinner tonite stains and all i don’t care don’t stop me. oh also that nite i wiped out on my bike in that dress on dundas i am awesome. in that post i just linked i said dude shit totally stole last nite. DO NOT STEAL THAT YOU ASSHOLE HIPSTER WANNABES IT’S MINE FROM 2002 WHEN I WAS 19 BYE.

what else oh here i am also 19 at the gladstone karaoking before you did that too!

here i am at a baseball game before you even heard what baseball was.

look it’s me with a german girl who i got a job working as an online model i was hanging out on spadina avenue before you had legs.

i lost touch with this guy, one of my more classier stalkers.

my 18 yr. old body.

the band i was in for two minutes.